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Jewish Homie

A shifty mother fucker who is a sucker for cash. Always got a niggas back tho no cap and will take a bullet for anyone that goes to the same temple as him.
"Yo have you hung with my JEWISH HOMIE Ryan? That niggas the real shit."
by Ryans Father August 27, 2018
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jewish ape

-Gage Cook
Gage cook is a Jewish Ape
by CrispyJew March 8, 2019
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jewish discount

Circumcision. 10% off your dick. Named after jewish tradition of circumcision.
Aw man my parents got me a jewish discount

A discount on what?

My penis. No more foreskin :(
by freethememes September 28, 2021
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Jewish Mercenaries

A term used for US police officers. Mostly because jews run everything today.
This word was used by Paul Miller AKA Gypsycrusader to describe cops.
The "Jewish Mercenaries" don't serve you anymore
You're a jewish mercenary!
by MendicantBB August 15, 2021
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Jewish

A person who follows the religion of Judaism.

Judaism is the worlds 1st monotheistic religion and has about 14,000,000 followers worldwide today. Some Notable ones include Jerry Seinfeld, Albert Einstein, Amanda Bynes, and Gene Simmons. Some Notable people with Jewish Ancestors are Nicholas Sarkozy, Gwinneth Paltrow, and Karl Marx.

Under the last 2,000 years, after the Jew's exodus from Ancient Israel, Jews spread out and eventually formed the Groups of Ashkenazim (Germanic/Russo), Sepharadim (Spaniard/Turkic), and Mizrachim (Arabic/Irani) Jews. In their years of Exodus, Jews suffered greatly from Genocide, Pogroms and Libels. The most famous example is perhaps the Holocaust, organized Adolf Hitler that killed nearly 6,000,000 Jews and over 5,000,000 other minority members. However, in 1948, Israel became independant of Great Britain, and became a land of refugee for Jews. Ever since though, Arab Nations around Israel declared war on the young nation, and kicked out over one million of their own jews. However, Israel has never been defeated by the Arabs even with the arabs help from the SSR and with the post Pahlavi regime of Iran, and even thrives today. Today, the 4 major groups of Jews are the Ashkenazim, Sepharadim, Mizrachim, and the Beta-Israel (Ethiopian Black) jews. Jews in several nations today, have also become known as professionals and have led to major breakthroughs in the arts and sciences. And even today, Jews suffer greatly out of persecution in parts of the world out of Anti Semetic incitements under the governments, and the anti Jewish outlooks of several peoples (Some examples would be many Arabs, Norwegians, several Europeans, and the Japanese).
Jerry Seinfeld is Jewish.

Benjamin Disraeli was born Jewish but then Converted to Christianity to become the Prime Minister of Great Britain.

The Tacuara was an Anti Jewish Group in Argentina
by Young Argentine-American August 12, 2009
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Jewish jack-knife

1. In a highway with three or more lanes, driving from the left-most lane to the right-most lane and back again (or vice versa); more impressive with one or more cars in the middle; no turn signal should be used.

2. The act of performing a back-to-back Puerto Rican sweep.
1. "Man, I'm going to need to Jewish jack-knife around these bitches."

2. "Dude, watch this."
by Stinky Finger McGee November 5, 2004
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Jewish Blowjob

Actually a dry hand job given by the usually stingy Jew chick.
Ted: Yo did you hook up with that Schwartz chick last night?
Me: Yeah and all I got was a lousy Jewish Blowjob.
Ted: Bro I'm sorry man.
by White C April 28, 2013
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