January 14th

Please Your Girlfriend Day
It's the day for all men and/or women to give their girlfriend's all the pleasure they want. No matter what.

Go make your ladies happy.

"Hey, today's January 14th!"

"Yeah, I gotta go home and please my girlfriend. It's her day!"

by lizzyallyalmz October 17, 2019

January 1

National kiss your girlfriend day. Tell her that you love her more than she knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with her.

Friend: Do you know what day it is!!!

Me: No what day is it?!
Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your girlfriend day!!

by Gokissheryoustupidboy!!! December 29, 2019

24 January

The day when the most beautiful girls are born.

When were you born?
24 January..

Yeaah. That's why you're so beautiful!

by Pandisz November 24, 2020

27 January

The people that are born in this year are either "the most depressed/emo kids" or just a really crazy friend(mf).These people are also funny with a dark sense of humor, they can be very dangerous left alone in a forest. :)

Why is she/he so fun and crazy?
Because is born on 27 January!!!(you crazy bish)

by Green_Circle May 11, 2021

January 23

Today is the rapper "XXXTentacion"'s birthday
R.I.P

Person 1: Today is january 23!

Person 2: And?
Person 1: Its XXXTentacions birthday

by Daily usefulness November 9, 2019

January 10th

The best mom ever was born on this day so if it's your mom's birthday on this day give her a hug and tell her she's the badist bitch ever and the best person ever

Hey what's your birthday Mom?
January 10th why?
Your the best mom alive!

by Epic man 2020 November 23, 2019

January 13

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 13
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019