human rights violations

When an incumbent government in a sovereign country won't put a pipeline in that you desperately need

Syria's Assad is guilty of human rights violations, so USA is sending in the military for a regime change

by American_tool November 10, 2016

human

The smartest creature in the world that still acts like a dumb animal from time to time.

Apparently, human civilization prefers stupidity for a survival trait, and merely uses the geniuses as instruments for inching along human progress.

by AYB June 23, 2003

human toilet

Someone who cranes their head back like a baby, bird waiting to be fed, while one shits and pisses in their mouth.

I was at your moms house,and I used her like a human toilet

by Buddy Luv June 30, 2007

human

A spiritually insane, emotinally retarded, and megalomaniacal primate with an immense inferiority complex. It is ill-suited to survive in its environment, so instead of adapting as other species it changes the environment, for ill of everything including itself. It is a species that will surely go extinct in the next thousand years, a victim of its vaulting own success.

Don't blame us, we're only human.

by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004

Human CentiPad

The Human CentiPad is a fictional creation in the season premier of season 15 of South Park. It is a play on the creation of an evil German plastic surgeon and the movie The Human Centipede, in which three people are joined together A2M in order to make a creature with one gastral tract.

The Human CentiPad is the same as mentioned above, but has an iPhone attached to the fact and iPad attached to the rectum. Kyle Broflovski forms the infamous "middle piece." It has 3G capabilities and does not know how to read. It prefers cuttlefish and burritos as its main source of food.

Since Eric Cartman was f*cked by his mom in a Best Buy, Steve Jobs decided to give Eric the first ever Human CentiPad.

by GerblesGerbles123 May 21, 2011

human scum

What robots like to call humans while they are trying to eliminate the human race.

Terminator: Die now human scum!

by istalkforcashsucks April 15, 2010

Humaid

A kind, secretive person. One who looks for real friends.

Person 1: He's such a humaid

by TheOldAdmiral October 12, 2015