Chocolate hobo

When a man is ramming a chick the ass and then proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth but it is unusually small thus leaving a chocolate ring around her mouth..

This girl wanted me to do a.t.m. and it ended with me giving her a chocolate hobo.

by Jim Sparkmeyer November 5, 2022

hobo bathtub

Any large public fountain in a metropolitan area.

Yeah, the big penguin fountain downtown's basically a hobo bathtub. I've seen some real nasty dudes in there.

by Rock Tumbler June 26, 2008

Hobo Spike

A Hobo Spike is the sexual act in which a male jabs his love stick into the eye of a partner.

Bradon: Hey you know that hot chick I saw last night!?
Ryan: Yeah.
Bradon: I fuckin' Hobo Spiked her last night!
Ryan: Awesome!

by Jonesy97 December 4, 2010

Hobo Handwash

Thoroughly wiping your hands on your ass to get rid of an even worse smell that's already on your hands. Frequently employed by hobos to get rid of the smell of weed or human neglect.

Damn, the smell of the stogy is still there. Better do a quick hobo handwash.

by cmoney100 December 23, 2010

Hobo Hat

Hobo Hat is the act of placing a used fast food container on someone's head, then farting directly on the container. The resulting odor is an ominous mix of grease and shit wind, similar to that of a hobo.

Mickey had passed out on the couch, and since we had just polished off a crave case, Sean thought it would be a good idea to give him a hobo hat.

by The Real Fat Jesus November 2, 2013

Hobo Fishing

To park a pickup truck with food in the bed in the middle of the slums and hide in the cab and when hobos get in the bed of the truck the driver speeds away, bringing the hobos with him for his own nefarious purposes.

I went hobo fishing yesterday. Now 11 hobos are locked up in my shed.

by Flirm Li December 28, 2010

white collar hobo

Someone who relies on friends for food and shelter, often staying somewhere for a couple of days then moving on. A hobo with friends.

I know, I bought him three meals this week and he's still sleeping on my floor! White collar hobo.

by trey November 27, 2003