Hasselhoffian

The act of consuming large quantities of unhealthy food without a shirt,

When I ate that whole pizza laying on the floor without a shirt, it was my most Hasselhoffian act to date.

by Peggo My Raggo March 6, 2009

Hasselhoff Patch

An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.

Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."

Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"

by Murphy Somerset February 14, 2010

Hastle

Irritating inconvenience, combined with great hurry

"the hastle of getting kids ready for school"

by Upseek February 26, 2015

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

A co-host of "The View". Often known for being a republican and getting in fights with Rosie O'Donnell.

Monica: "Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pretty, but sometimes annoying."

Kelly: "Yea, I kinda feel sorry for her."

by IHWG September 28, 2008

Hasselhoff

Something that is fucking awesome! Not just awesome, but fucking awesome.

The show I love the 90's so so Hasselhoff.

by Robert Young and Camille Graham July 31, 2008

Hassenated

An intensely innebriated state, where nonsensical terms are uttered, and violent wrestling matches are assured. Individuals in this state of mind tend to answer every question, even those of dire consequence, by simply repeating "the thing with the stuff", and in some extremely rare cases, the individual may call a cab driver a "baby wa-wa". This condition afflicts many young men, and is typically contracted by living in close proximity to a plethora of bars for an extended period of time.

"Wow Andy. You were Hassenated last night!"

by E.R. Aitkenhead October 19, 2006

Hastle

Half of a castle; Fortress; Bunker.

The kid was studying the past of many hastles.

by CakeGrabbing39 October 5, 2013