grass-touching

a term used when you lose an argument to an educated person and dont know what to say anymore.

dumb person: larries are so stupid, go touch some grass!
-smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!

by bbm gc November 12, 2020

Grass eating hippo

When a man, or woman, east out a woman's pussy and fingers her asshole at the same time, giving her double the pleasure.

I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".

by Raw Doggy May 10, 2010

cutting the grass

1. To chat up your mates partner

Grass cutter: I hope I am not cutting the grass
Grass cut-ee: Thats my fucking mrs your chatting up

by Tones86 January 2, 2012

Gassin

1. when someone is spittin fire, dope raps.

2. when you firing a weapon, usually an automatic weapon or a choppa

These are Bay Area definitions

You hear dat track by DB Tha General dat boy was gassin on dat bitch.

When I see dem niggas, ima start gassin fuck these niggas. All dem niggas finna get knocked down.

by GAS NATION January 13, 2010

grass aint greener

Type your definition here...its you to mean that even if something is bad or someone and you try to run from them just know that where you are running to things are still the same or even worse

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...sumeya even if you are leaving job just know the grass aint greener on the other side

by omosh September 9, 2020

teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.

When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.

by scodder May 1, 2010

snake in the grass

A shady, conniving person who could strike at anytime without warning. Similar to a gorilla in the mist.

Mary: "I've had enough of your insensitivity! I'm leaving!"
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."

by Nick D March 4, 2005