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Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
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Globaled

When you get killed by another player in the space of a single global cooldown in WoW
Yo that dude just globaled me, he must have some sick gear!
by Skeej November 22, 2017
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ThisWay Global

ThisWay provides employers and HR tech companies with recruiting technology to deliver diversity, sourcing and matching of people to open jobs.
ThisWay Global
by ThisWay Global December 11, 2021
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noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.
by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025
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global warming

Tim: Winter's been warmer than usual lately, probably because of global warming.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.
by skeletonian April 18, 2021
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Global Weirding

Erratic weather caused by global warming and climate change.
Without notice Global Weirding occured, Texas went from an early beautiful spring day to below freezing temperatures unsteadily.
by Creativelingo February 21, 2021
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Globalization

Something you spend way too long on in geography.
Person 1: Damn bro we've been talking about globalization for hours
Person 2: I know right
by ThatAnonymousBloke April 6, 2022
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