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Getting Horizontal

the act of making love while lying on a variety of horizontal surfaces
im taking my girl out to dinner tonite, hopefully ill be getting horizontal later.
by teejones February 14, 2010
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Getting Retarded

The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.
"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"

"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."
by Seminoles91 February 18, 2010
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Getting fitted

The process of selecting the perfect combination between your anatomical features and a piece of cloth.
Me: "these looks really nice on you, didn't know your boobs looked that great !"
Her: " I know right ???!!! I'm getting fitted at Victoria secret's"
by Elcortez June 28, 2013
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Getting skins

To obtain a sexual gift from a female.
Zac: Hey Mitch, what did you do with Sarah last night?
Mitch: That's personal, why do you care?
Zac: You got skins didn't you
Mitch: Yeah, I was getting skins, what of it
Zac: My man

*handshake and dap up
by mitchgetsthebitch April 5, 2017
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Getting it

When one is able break through traditional methods of thinking to understand on a more profound level.

To examine ideas centering around humanity, humor, and brain matters, often with others.
“Are you getting it on the level I think you’re getting it on?” “Yes, yes I am”
by Forking Shirt August 18, 2019
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The Boys Are Getting Big

Your friends dad finds pictures of you and your brother and he says "The Boys Are Getting Big" and then touches himself
by Nazi Germany999999999 January 13, 2017
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getting your bore punched

1.Sticking a cleaning rod down the barrel of a rifle.

2.Getting tested for chlamydia, which involves a q-tip in your pisshole.
drill instructor: you nasty recruits better remember to punch the bores on your nasty fucking rifles.

Dude, after that Guatemalan hooker, I think I you're gonna be getting your bore punched.
by tyII October 4, 2006
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