Garnoot

a term that describes a bitchy nerd that gets scared when a female appears

-why is he such a cunt?
- yeah he's a garnoot

by ob big man September 29, 2019

gaaru maaru

a very rare and sexy naruto character. he is actually a vampire easter bunny, and will eat your intestines if you insult his sexy easter eggs. his special jutsu is the penis sexually addictive whale sperm egg rhino vagina farter queef elephant man attack blast kick. this attack can extremely damage your health

oh my god that guy just got pwned by the legendary gaaru maaru

by ahaslsoas January 13, 2008

garnis

a penis that resembles garbage

Amber : " He had a garnis! "

Mary : " Tell me you didn't go through with it!? "

Amber : " of course not I ran away!"

by Cathrine Grey July 17, 2016

Garnacha

The sound one yells when your asshole is being ripped to shreds in the bathroom because of bad food that was previously consumed.

"I was watching TV the other day when I heard my roommate, Jon yell "GARNACHA" when he was in the bathroom. It must have been the burrito he ate..."

by Cumpleaños October 3, 2019

Garnet

Garnets are usually fat, lazy, annoying. It's a unisex name so if you find a male garnet he/she is either gay/tranny. Or if you find a female garnet he/she is tranny/lesbiano. Don't be a garnet. If you were named Garnet you are gay. Sorry to break it to you.
#NotNamedGarnetGang

Is that the gay nigga Garnet Person?!

by Bad Dick Sexy Male April 18, 2019

garnock

This is a synonym for lanyard. they keychain things that go around your neck.

What is that thing that holds keys called . . . lariate . . .? garnock!!!??? LANYARD!!!!!!

by firewire October 31, 2004

gaernt

a) expression of agreement
b) expression of shock or surprise
c) expression of sadness, when one has been put down.

a) Bob: Want to go to the movies?
Sue: Gaernt.

b) Bob: I just failed gym class!
Sue: GAERNT?!

c) Bob: My cat just died.
Sue: Ohh, gaernt.

by chris poppy July 3, 2007