1 definition by ahaslsoas

a very rare and sexy naruto character. he is actually a vampire easter bunny, and will eat your intestines if you insult his sexy easter eggs. his special jutsu is the penis sexually addictive whale sperm egg rhino vagina farter queef elephant man attack blast kick. this attack can extremely damage your health
oh my god that guy just got pwned by the legendary gaaru maaru
by ahaslsoas January 7, 2008
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