gaernt

a) expression of agreement
b) expression of shock or surprise
c) expression of sadness, when one has been put down.

a) Bob: Want to go to the movies?
Sue: Gaernt.

b) Bob: I just failed gym class!
Sue: GAERNT?!

c) Bob: My cat just died.
Sue: Ohh, gaernt.

by chris poppy July 3, 2007

Garnt

Not a real name, a misspelling of the name Grant

Gigguks name can't be Garnt, you obviously mean Grant

by Anonymous_Degenerate April 14, 2021

Gært

Can either mean: A fart that smells absolutely fucking disgusting, but is’s more commonly used as a cuss word for someone absolutely fucking retarded. It’s origin comes from our lord and savior, Sultan Shah, who once, on his way to his temple, called one of his servants «gært» as he did not bring Sultan’s glasses like he was asked to do. The servant was later decapitated and the word «gært» was written on his tombstone.

You are such a fucking gært!

by PistoPlays January 21, 2021

amymarie gaertner

An American girl from Ohio who is a self-taught dancer & choreographer. She mostly gained her fame from the social network Vine, whom of which she posted little snippets of herself dancing to different songs. Mostly dubstep, to be exact but she doesn't limit herself to any type of dance. She also posts her choreography on Youtube.

You: "I just can't she's just absolutely perfect tbh"
Your friend: "Who?"
You: "Amymarie Gaertner. Have you not seen her vines?"

by Kaliforhnia February 4, 2014

Gaertner

A tall white guy with the name "Gaertner" is obsessed with baseball, cute, and hot af. Great kisser and also looks like a high school porn star, but he said he likes watching men in the locker room instead. Anyways he's really chill an funny af.

Look, it's a tall Gaertner! Pick him!!

by Westcampchamp, I <3 Kyle January 31, 2017

gwernt

Pretty much the funniest thing in the entire world. It can any part of speech, it is very versatile. It can even be used as part of another word.

What did the staple say to the radish?
GWERNT!

by TheDoctorOfFunny January 27, 2021

garent

noun| A name for a stereotypical Millennial Soy Boy.

adj.| A person who acts like a Baby Boomer's depiction of a Millennial & lives off of Soy in their Starbucks coffee.

noun| "Garent wastes all his time writing on that blog of his, has he ever seen the sun?"

adj.| "God, our kids these days, always on their little phones. They don't know work ethic like us. I mean, mine is acting like such a Garent!"

by Big Mistake Bud May 8, 2018