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Garvock
Usually a shy, embarassed individual. He is whatever people want him to be. He hides behind electronics to do his talking then when it comes to talking in person he pussy's out.
Guy1:Dude why didn't you talk to your girlfriend?
Guy2: I...I didn't see her.
Guy1: You just garvocked again man.
Guy2: I...I didn't see her.
Guy1: You just garvocked again man.
Garvock by supersexycodysquad May 2, 2011
Garlock
To steal someone else's lighter by putting it into your own pocket after that person has handed it to you to light a cigarette or anything else with the expectation of recieving it back.
James took out a cigarette and asked Eric for a lighter. After James lit his cigarette he and Eric started chatting. After a few minutes Eric reaches into his pocket, finds no lighter and asks James "Where's my lighter? Did you Garlock it?" James reaches into his pocket, pulls out Eric's lighter and says "Shit."
Garnrock
A warrior from Ireland who saved the British from the British by defeating the British. He is known to be a legendary hero of lore with devilishly good looks and stature. It was rumored he would throw a series of lightning bolts at his enemies. His heirs have been told to have started in Ireland and have moved to modern day Canada and now reside in America. His mystery is one that will never be solved. His battle cry can only be translated into the modern words of, "It's a trap". One popular story of his legend involves him creating the original pancake from a potato and a rice cake. He was the last wielder of "Calruck" the Broad Sword that dealt the last blow of every war he took part in.
Garlock
//Noun// Origin: Ohio Plural Form: Garlox
A person that typically uses social media as a way to vent their insecurities on women, usually of white heritage. This venting usually results in dry spells of duration in excess of 18 months.
A person that typically uses social media as a way to vent their insecurities on women, usually of white heritage. This venting usually results in dry spells of duration in excess of 18 months.