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Garvock
Usually a shy, embarassed individual. He is whatever people want him to be. He hides behind electronics to do his talking then when it comes to talking in person he pussy's out.
Guy1:Dude why didn't you talk to your girlfriend?
Guy2: I...I didn't see her.
Guy1: You just garvocked again man.
Guy2: I...I didn't see her.
Guy1: You just garvocked again man.
Garvock by supersexycodysquad May 2, 2011
Garlock
To steal someone else's lighter by putting it into your own pocket after that person has handed it to you to light a cigarette or anything else with the expectation of recieving it back.
James took out a cigarette and asked Eric for a lighter. After James lit his cigarette he and Eric started chatting. After a few minutes Eric reaches into his pocket, finds no lighter and asks James "Where's my lighter? Did you Garlock it?" James reaches into his pocket, pulls out Eric's lighter and says "Shit."
Garnrock
A warrior from Ireland who saved the British from the British by defeating the British. He is known to be a legendary hero of lore with devilishly good looks and stature. It was rumored he would throw a series of lightning bolts at his enemies. His heirs have been told to have started in Ireland and have moved to modern day Canada and now reside in America. His mystery is one that will never be solved. His battle cry can only be translated into the modern words of, "It's a trap". One popular story of his legend involves him creating the original pancake from a potato and a rice cake. He was the last wielder of "Calruck" the Broad Sword that dealt the last blow of every war he took part in.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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