Goon 

To prolong the gasim

Jakob: I goon to johns mother!
Hooray!

Goon by twinklekitten0918 May 13, 2024

Goon 

Keyboard Warrior Extraordinaire: An internet dweller dedicated to spreading anti-Semitic rants and railing against the state of Israel, typically while stationed in their parents' basement. They frequently throw around buzzwords like “Zionist agenda” and “global conspiracy,” yet never manage to back up their claims with actual facts.

"Don’t bother arguing with that Jew-hater goon. He’s just a keyboard warrior extraordinaire spouting nonsense about some Zionist agenda from his mom’s basement."

Goon by BasedBeyondBelief January 4, 2025

Goon 

1980s US slang for one who is not present or not to be taken considerably.

“Don’t listen to that crazy goon!”
“Where is that goon?”

Goon by J Manchester January 19, 2025

Goon 

Verb: Goon(ing)

To chug water from as big as a container as possible, may or may not include, mugs, cups, and other forms of water containers.

Guy1: me and my bro had a gooning competition yesterday!

Guy2: woah! Who won?

Guy1: I did! I chugged a whole bathtub.

Guy2: that’s a lot of water.

Goon by HydrationHayden January 21, 2025

goon 

Gooning, otherwise known as goon us a modern term typically used to describe eating at home.

Hey, Katie! Do you wanna goon tonight?

Katie: Yes i’d love to goon with you!!!!

goon by phil6964 April 28, 2025

Goon 

A goon is someone who has inappropriate thoughts and/or does inappropriate actions daily/frequently to people or fictional characters. A goon can be referred to as a gooner.

"Christian, why are you such a goon!"

Goon by I love loona May 5, 2025

Goon 

To masturbate (all 2 sexes)

Ex:
Matthew: I cant wait to go home and goon before i go to sleep!! (Male)
Ex:
Gooner:Hey Sally guess what i tried.

Sally: What?
Gooner: Gooning, its feels nice you should try!!

Goon by Rockless Bolboa May 8, 2025