fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck

Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.

fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1

1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.

1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.

by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005

Sidewalk Fucked

The act of being unintentionally forced(fucked) off a sidewalk while walking with a group of people or when a person traveling in the opposite direction towards you doesn't move and you have to jump out of the way to avoid them .

A bunch of Asians just sidewalk fucked me into a tree.

She's sidewalk fucking bitches left and right.

by John Muledher February 17, 2010

Religion Fucked

This phenomenon occurs through-out all the corners of the globe. It is when "religious" kids go from pre-teens to teenagers into high-school and they are the ones to experiment with drugs, sex, etc. All because their overly strict religious parents drove them to social-retardation all their lives. So when they hit highschool he/she can not handle the new found freedom.

Usually the school whore/ druggy was once very religious and then highschool came along.

A: "Hey have you seen Christina, I did not see her at church today"

B:" Yeah, she decided to miss church and go have sex with Steven"

A:"Damn, she is still only 15!"

B: "Yeah, that bitch got Religion Fucked"

by JoGa. January 8, 2009

Fucked It

To mess something up so bad that it is impossible to fix or take back.

Dude you dropped my bong! You fucked it. Now how are we going to smoke?

by L1$$4 November 22, 2011

pencil-fucked

When something has been so edited down that it barely exists anymore

She pencil-fucked my entire idea.

by XYZA November 30, 2011

being fucked

When you are having sex, and your mom askes what you're doing.

I'm being fucked

by Bitch be like: wuuuuut???? May 9, 2016

Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006