ass flute

1) (v.) To blow smoke up one's ass.

2) (n.) Someone who blows smoke up their ass for person gain or advancement.

Jack is such and ass flute.

by hard worker November 6, 2008

Booty Flute

(n.) Any progression of musical notes made audible through the medium of the sphincter.

Yo Johnny, all those bean burritos were just sheet music for the booty flute.

by bozley July 5, 2011

Jew Flute

Vape or any kind of e-cigarette

“Hey Joel, there is a bunch of hipsters playing with there Jew Flutes outside your house.”

by XxxJewBoi420xxx May 28, 2018

mississippi noodle flute

Insert a hollowed out pool noodle into your partners butthole. Bend the noodle around his/her back, have them blow into their own asshole with all of their might.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sex tape includes a part where they perform the Mississippi noodle flute.

by SmellyMike March 4, 2015

flutinet

What you get when you combine a flute and a clarinet.
Flutinet duets are amazing, probably more amazing than any other two instruments combined

Flutinet is better than the floboe.
Guerin and Sam kick ass at playing the flutinet.

by g ho November 5, 2007

FlutterFlutter

FlutterFlutter (adj): 1. to have the Flutters (see below) 2.. the act of Fluttering

Flutter: (noun) 1. like butterflies in your stomach, but oh so much better. 2. the best feeling in the world!!

"Oh Jonas, that boy has most definitely given me the Flutters"

OR

"FlutterFlutter Jonas????"

by FlutterFlutterer April 13, 2010

flute

A word used to describe a classy, sexually attractive female, generally exclaimed upon sighting. Unlike gash, the word flute cannot be used to describe an ugly woman, who may only be judged 'not flute'.

That girl at 11 o'clock is some top flute!

by google_worker July 19, 2010