The invisible duchebage is a duchebage masquerading as something else, hiding his true identity. They usually attempt to act all cool and hip for no reason while masking they're duchebaginess. They tend to like ninjas because ninjas can be invisible. Not sure as to how you would expose an invisible duchebage, but they are there trust me.
"Hey, did you see that guy crouching over there and acting all gay? As if noone cna see his lameness". "yea, I did. Almost reminded me of an invisible duchebage".
by Blackoperative June 5, 2010
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Norbert: "wow look at those elks!"
Laquisha:"oh my god!!!!!!! i've never seen such a beautiful animal!!!! i want to buy all the elks in the world and laugh and giggle and cuddle with them for the rest of my living days"
Norbert: "Your being a drama duchess!"
Laquisha:"oh my god!!!!!!! i've never seen such a beautiful animal!!!! i want to buy all the elks in the world and laugh and giggle and cuddle with them for the rest of my living days"
Norbert: "Your being a drama duchess!"
by McKinno November 9, 2010
Get the Drama Duchess mug.A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.
Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time
A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.
by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011
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"Man I got the mud butt but this chalupa looks too damn delicious. I can wait, no! Fuck it I'm just gonna duchesne this bitch. YOLO!"
"Man I got the mud butt but this chalupa looks too damn delicious. I can wait, no! Fuck it I'm just gonna duchesne this bitch. YOLO!"
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