Socialmedia Distancing 

Putting space between yourself and others on FB that knowingly or unknowingly spread bad or dangerous information with their posts, or that proudly encourage wreckless behavior that can harm you or your family. Does not usually apply to when they're only hurting themselves (see: Natural Selection). Usually performed in a series of escalations starting with the 30-day penalty box unfollowing, then permanent unfollowing, unfriending, or outright blocking. Is known to be associates with a refreshing, disinfecting feeling.

Bob won't shut up about the anti stay-at-home rally with this virus and keeps posting about how masks are the gubmint trying to control us, so im Socialmedia Distancing him for a month.

Socialmedia Distancing by RioRacehorse April 25, 2020

Social Distancing 

What everyone should be doing right now

Only idiots think social distancing isn't necessary

Social Distancing by comic sans April 13, 2020

distanced 

to break up a relationship.

Jim distanced from me yesterday. He said 'it was him not me' - I hate that line.

distanced by kip seeks September 2, 2010

Social Distancing 

The thing we are all at this point required to do 24/7/366 thanks to our wonderful friend Miss Rona.

I remember when I always said, “I can’t, I have orchestra rehearsal.” Now it’s more like, “I can’t, I have social distancing.”

Social Distancing by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Social Distancing 

Something no one takes srsly

Person 1: wanna go for a walk?
Person 2: i thought we were social distancing
Person1: so?

Social Distancing by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020

distancing

the (often long & torturous) process of breaking up a relationship.

my husband and i are slowly distancing from each other.
i kept the house and he has a separate apartment. the kids sleep over at his apartment every other weekend, and he takes them to school that Monday. we still go to parent-teacher meetings together, sometimes he picks them up from school if i am busy at work. he is paying the mortgage - i pay the utilities. we haven't started dating other people yet, but we have talked about how to handle it with the kids. we stopped sleeping together. the kids are adjusting OK - the dog seems the most confused.

distancing by kip seeks September 14, 2010

Social Distancing 

A term Americans commonly mistake with Social Gathering

Every Country that isn't America: Social Distancing is good for you.

America: What? You expect me to be kept in my house like a prisoner?

Social Distancing by ProbleMaker JP April 29, 2020