Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.
Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.
by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020
Get the Social Social-Distancingmug. by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 4, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Distance I, Angel Hellstorm JOse RObles Was gapping<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.
Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019
Get the Cigarette distancemug. Individuals with significant advantages who distance themselves from the rest of humanity by advocating policies that create unfair advantages for themselves and multiple barriers to others such as those in the middle and lower classes and/or minorities. Instead of playing fair and getting their share based on effort they want unfair advantages for themselves when dividing up the pie, when taking risks, and when needing to be bailed out. They also want distance themselves from the rules and to rig the systems of justice and rules against the collective body of humans.
Humanity distancing policies favoring a few of the richest of the rich narcissists to maintain a safe distance above the others in society to assure that the downward pressure from above and a trickling supply downward to those below them have only enough to get by and have a significant number of constraints to prevent the majority from rising above and improving their situation.
by mlhiss April 6, 2020
Get the Humanity distancingmug. When someone looks hot from a distance but when you get close they are almost always a butterface or hat hot or horse faced but that's harder to see from far.
"Oh man I thought that girl was fine but when she got closer she was hottie from a distance."
"OMG look at that hot guy."
"No, I know him, he's hottie from a distance. When he gets closer you'll see."
"OMG look at that hot guy."
"No, I know him, he's hottie from a distance. When he gets closer you'll see."
by Tarbrow November 27, 2013
Get the hottie from a distancemug. Because of concern for the coronavirus disease, only two bros instead of four or five bros share a couch while watching sports on TV.
Yo, bros! Y'all know we gotta do the brocial distancing thing, so y''ll get yo asses up and off this couch 'cept for me and Holmes.
by Peter Bear J March 22, 2020
Get the brocial distancingmug. the one who zoom something. if you zoom a something, the sub parts of the thing will distance each other.
by DISTANCER July 7, 2017
Get the distancermug.