Social Distance Warrior

Someone who takes it upon themselves to walk around and tell people off if they're too close

I had this social distance warrior have a go at us because we were too close together

by SmegheadRimmer July 15, 2020

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Social Social-Distancing

Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.

Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.

by Evolved guppy September 11, 2020

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Social distance

When ur scared of getting sick

Karen's social distance to a obnoxious extent

by Molly gave October 19, 2020

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dick from a distance

Being a dick from a distance, is what Zooming into a meeting gives you. Basically being able to say things to your co-workers that you would never say to their face.

Dude, did Jim just call me that? Seriously?
Nah, that douche is on Pacific time, he's just being a dick from a distance.

by OnlyCW July 21, 2022

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Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.

Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022

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