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Humanity distancing

Individuals with significant advantages who distance themselves from the rest of humanity by advocating policies that create unfair advantages for themselves and multiple barriers to others such as those in the middle and lower classes and/or minorities. Instead of playing fair and getting their share based on effort they want unfair advantages for themselves when dividing up the pie, when taking risks, and when needing to be bailed out. They also want distance themselves from the rules and to rig the systems of justice and rules against the collective body of humans.
Humanity distancing policies favoring a few of the richest of the rich narcissists to maintain a safe distance above the others in society to assure that the downward pressure from above and a trickling supply downward to those below them have only enough to get by and have a significant number of constraints to prevent the majority from rising above and improving their situation.
by mlhiss April 6, 2020
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Social Distancing

Staying a minimum of 6ft away for safety purposes.
“Get 6ft away or 6ft under”

“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”

“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”

“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”

“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”
by MotherofMangos November 15, 2020
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harking in the distance

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.
"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"
by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008
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.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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brocial distancing

Because of concern for the coronavirus disease, only two bros instead of four or five bros share a couch while watching sports on TV.
Yo, bros! Y'all know we gotta do the brocial distancing thing, so y''ll get yo asses up and off this couch 'cept for me and Holmes.
by Peter Bear J March 22, 2020
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urban distancing

To avoid a former best buddy because of a banal quarrel.

Within a small town quite a challenge.
Sets all your friends under pressure because the one who is doing "urban distancing"

expects that you are acting the same way he does to his former buddy.

If you don't follow him doing "urban distancing" - he will leave in a huff.
He is urban distancing him again.

"Why are you urban distancing me?"
"He you! Are you doing a little bit urban distancing again?"
"Stop urban distancing him! You are both my friends!"
by princess2020 May 25, 2020
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distanceism

something audrey does because she doesn’t love me, pls babe i’m begging u one more chance
“olivia is my favourite girlfriend
-“i thought i was your favourite
“because ur in england”

-“that’s distanceism”
by audreysfavegf February 26, 2022
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