P'diddle

The result of prematurely ending urination.

The cops saw me peeing on the building, now I am covered in P'Diddle

by Rory Uppercut October 31, 2006

Diddle

The touching of parts in the genital region, often causing some sort of stimulation.

Uncle Nick touched nephew George on his genitalia, with intentions of stimulation.

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

diddlebay

An unintentional estuary

While relieving himself against a tree, he created a diddlebay between his feet...

by Proctor Gamble November 18, 2004

diddlefoddler

Diddlefoddler- a word used to define someone who is perverted or a sex offender

Franco!!! Why the hell would you try to "diddle her fiddle"?? Your such a diddlefoddler

by Weirdo123789 November 24, 2014

Diddler

A type of insult used in hockey but also could be a compliment

Your a fucking diddler mate

by Bambinator April 25, 2020

j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.

Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !

by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009

diddle

a knob,aka your weiner, usually twiddled by a hoe

"YO JUST GOT HIS DIDDLE TWIDDLED!"
"My diddle is yearning for some twiddle"

by JBeck December 12, 2007