cyber kissing

When you kiss on a computer, often leads to cyber STD's.

I wanna go cyber kissing you using my newly installed software if you know what I mean.

by Ethano May 23, 2008

Cyber-humor

1. (noun) Any amount of electronic and/or digital media (usually way too much), consisting of, but not limited to, text, like jokes (mostly not very funny at all), digital photographs, movies or animations (usually too long) of any type (i.e., of grandchildren, vacation spots or genitalia), or digital sounds, like music.

Most cyber-humor experts agree that most cyber-humor isn't really very humorous at all, but boring, vulgar, tasteless, or excessively counterproductive.

2. (verb) To mindlessly bombard all of your email buddies with an excessive amount of cyber-humor, such that it causes most of the recipients to want to puke their guts out.

1. "Your cyber-humor really SUCKS, man..."

2. "Stop cluttering up my fucking inbox, man! You're cyber-humoring the SHIT outta me!"

by Robert E. Porter, Jr. December 9, 2008

Sassa Cyber

A swedish witch from the land of Project Rockstar who goes around signing music bands that other people want. She often offers vastly inferior contracts but uses black magic or something to get bands to sign.

Sassa cybered my bands...

by Project Rockstar April 15, 2005

Cyber fest

Often used to describe when a bunch of people are flirting/saying dirty things in a chat to eachother. Often includes more males then females. They all try to impress the one female with text.

I was on a live chat yesteday and Brad, Kristen and Jim were having a cyber fest!

by jarett246 June 26, 2009

Cyber Rape

When a man asks a woman if she wants nude pictures and she says no, and he sends them anyway.

Ryan cyber raped half the girls in the school with his dick picks.

by dickgargler69 May 9, 2015

cyber-life

One's life on the internet.

Bob's got no cyber-life.

by Ereck Flowers March 25, 2011

Cyber skirmish

a romantic liason conducted mainly through various internet sites (such as Facebook, Skype, Beebo) which culminates in a one night or series of one night stands

Sarah thought she had a relationship with Dave after so much Facebook activity but on reflection she concluded that it has been a series of cyber skirmishes

by Rags 64 August 26, 2010