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by haileeissoswag January 11, 2022
Get the hailee crites mug.The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.
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1. A series of criteria set out on an assignment sheet, usually found in a high school setting;
2. A fictional character brought to life in a Legal Studies class at a Queensland private school. Criterion has a small round body with large teeth. He is also the promoter of Criterion Cereal which can be found at your local supermarket. Criterion has an arch nemesis known as Assessment.
1. A series of criteria set out on an assignment sheet, usually found in a high school setting;
2. A fictional character brought to life in a Legal Studies class at a Queensland private school. Criterion has a small round body with large teeth. He is also the promoter of Criterion Cereal which can be found at your local supermarket. Criterion has an arch nemesis known as Assessment.
Girl: Oh my GOSH! You just ate a criterion!
Boy: I did not, my Chemistry assignment is still in my bag, you idiot.
Boy: I did not, my Chemistry assignment is still in my bag, you idiot.
by SockEater September 6, 2006
Get the criterion mug.A hippie who adopts personal philosophies that aren't theirs. They smoke dope, and look down upon others who are high on life. Usually, they are very interesting and have a carefree spirit when they are young, but just grow cynical and disillusioned by their mid twenties. they hang out with older hippie-crits, and adopt their political ideology. They tend to be cynical and sell out long time friends. They tend to be atheists by nature, because of the piss poor hand that they were dealt, and date fat chicks who whip them. Their political ideology comes from the liberal news media, and is reinforced on a daily basis by comedy news programs. Usually, a Hippie-crit has a shitty job (like telemarketing, because they went to an art school), and generally hates life, and has no future or plans in sight. They excel at sucking, and nothing else. They will talk an endless amount of trash about other people. They have absolutely NO clue. They are whipped by their obese girlfriends. Their pot smoking makes them neutral and pathetic. They, in some circumstances, think that they are the sharpest tool in the shed, but everyone else just realizes that they are just the biggest. They dislike sports, and anything normal. They want to live a bohemian artist lifestyle in New York, spend an egregious amount of money on a shittier than shitty apartment in Brooklyn, and just generally are triumphant in wanting others to not have any liberties. They dislike aesthetics because they eschew material goods that they cannot obtain, due to their suckage at life. They are often stupid music snobs. Often times, their well to do parents do not want to have a lot to do with them. They are fucking clown shoes.
Look at that Hippie-crit, he sold out his longtime boy, hates life, is absolutely pathetic when he is smoking that bong and produces a whimper of a cough. He takes an endless and unbelieveable amount of crap from his girlfriend, who has pretentions of being an artist. He is practically useless. DAS GUY is fucking clown shoes in that get up!
by J.Joseph B. February 13, 2009
Get the Hippie-crit mug.It is the feeling of relief, happiness, sadness and remorse that one experiences when their character in Fire Pro knocks or is knocked unconscious
Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate, but when you do...
Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate, but when you do...
** 8 minutes into match, Hogan Vs Taker **
Kurt: Oh man, I've done my finisher on you over 20 times
Chad: I know man, I'm close to 15 times now and you still won't die, bleeding like fuck though
** 20 minutes pass **
Kurt: Ohhh, the 30th leg drop and CRI... Oh damnit!
Chad: Haha, my hands ache using the RE controller
** another 20 minutes pass **
Chad: OK, this one and, ah shit, still didn't work!
Kurt: Leg drop whilst you're down and oh CRITICAL!
Chad: Bastard! Don't even think about picking me up... Beer and smoke?
Kurt: Oh man, I've done my finisher on you over 20 times
Chad: I know man, I'm close to 15 times now and you still won't die, bleeding like fuck though
** 20 minutes pass **
Kurt: Ohhh, the 30th leg drop and CRI... Oh damnit!
Chad: Haha, my hands ache using the RE controller
** another 20 minutes pass **
Chad: OK, this one and, ah shit, still didn't work!
Kurt: Leg drop whilst you're down and oh CRITICAL!
Chad: Bastard! Don't even think about picking me up... Beer and smoke?
by J R Hartley March 26, 2008
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