by Bigfatdoggo October 11, 2017
Get the wank coma mug.when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.
I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.
by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016
Get the Christmas Coma mug.by Urbanarion April 15, 2016
Get the booty coma mug.A spiritual coma is when yuou pray so powerfully that you fall in to a coma of spirit. SPIRITUAL COMAS ARE CONTAGIOUS!
by Dankboii January 28, 2018
Get the Spiritual Coma mug.A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....
by Jessmeow January 27, 2018
Get the Coma Blanket mug.Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.
Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.
by DrBrian December 22, 2020
Get the Coma Commenter mug.The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.
by MyAccount August 3, 2012
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