Allen the Cocksucker

Kid from Albuquerque who enjoyed licking boners.

Allen, no, please do not slobber on my winky.

-Allen the Cocksucker

by jokerman15 January 1, 2012

cockblocker

Andy Long

"Who cockblocked you?"

"It was Andy Long."

by Janet Reno March 26, 2003

Cocksocket

A penis that bends unreasonably far to any direction when erected

Jeez Linda, that guy had such a cocksocket last night, i thought that Captain Hook was inside me.

by JakeHudz May 1, 2009

cockblocker

todd gibson is a cockblocker,he blocks others from a coworker he had already and dont want any longer.

he goes to extream to not let orther around her when she is drinking.

by robin allen October 22, 2003

Cockrocker

To fuck while playing Guitar, an act popularized by the band Afghan Banana Stand.

Screw Guitar Hero, lets play Cockrocker!

by Vondervoff August 18, 2008

cockblocker

One who cockblocks, typically used to identify an individual who, intentionally or not, avoids in engaging in contact with another person, whether by phone, email or in person. The term infers a connotation that the individual in question avoid said contact is a basic "DICK" in nature for avoiding such contact.

I've been trying to get in touch with Todd all day, but that cockblocker's been dodgin' me left and right.

by Pottsy November 17, 2004

Bull Cocksucker

someone who drinks redbull alot. and doesnt like to be made fun of for it.

T- Once again, your drinking redbull.
J- WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME, A DANG BULL COCKSUCKER?
T- NO SIR.

by dude lebowski May 30, 2009