Skip to main content

drain the coconuts

1.verb- to ejaculate, expelling all of the semen you have, leaving u dry.

2.verb- a fat guys masterbation session during or after watching a porno. its been proven that fat folk have bigger balls thatn skinny folk.
i drained the coconuts last night and they hurt now
by jerky_dogfart November 13, 2004
mugGet the drain the coconuts mug.

Coconut Sundae

It's a term used by couples. They basically have sex with just collecting their cum in a cup, then proceeds to drink it afterwards.
Hey, baby. Wanna make Coconut Sundae tomorrow?
by Zairusu July 3, 2021
mugGet the Coconut Sundae mug.

Coconut-Babe

A term of endearment describing a Blonde woman with the biggest mommy milker titties you've ever seen.
"I saw the hottest Coconut-Babe yesterday at the beach"
by TheNarrator January 30, 2022
mugGet the Coconut-Babe mug.

Mushy coconut

The act of inserting the coconut in to a Women’s vagina. Then pull it back out and then eat that shit
I gave Katie a mushy coconut bra.
by Mushycoconut November 11, 2022
mugGet the Mushy coconut mug.

coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.
Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...
by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018
mugGet the coconut cream mug.

Coconut Strap on

It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"

"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
by Spiked C0ck March 9, 2021
mugGet the Coconut Strap on mug.

hollow coconut

You have hollow coconuts
by PinkyPen December 23, 2017
mugGet the hollow coconut mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email