Chuck Norris

One of the worst actors of all time. He thinks he's the greatest man to walk the earth since Jesus. He often tries to attempt martial arts, but most of the time he cannot accompish much of anything because he's wearing tight jeans, a flanel shirt, and a very large cowboy hat. He starred in the Tv series Walker: Texas Ranger, where he can be found in the same attire as stated above. In this series, which has gone down as one of the worst TV series ever, and is only loved by gopher eating hicks and gold prospectors, Chuck Norris fights "bad guys" by methods including: kicking, punching, slapping, and occasionally shooting with varius projectile weapons. So basically the show comes off as a weak attempt to be MacGyver, only with less resourceful inventions, and a little bit less mullet. Other than TV Chuck Norris has starred in horrible movies and made for TV movies (The Walker: Texas Ranger Movie). In these movies he does pretty much the same actions as he does in Walker: Texas Ranger, however the outfits may vary occasionally (may I emphasize the occasionally). So in all, Chuck Norris is one of the biggest failures America has ever seen. I will conclude with the tagline from his movie "Sidekicks": "A dreamer and a champion. An unbeatable team, until his hero stepped out of his fantasies to fight by his side." Sexual fantasies? Yes, I think so. Gross. Thank you.

Bad Guy: "What do you want Walker?"
Walker: "Fifty years of your life"
*Bad guy slowly pulls out gun, Walker quickly pulls out gun and shoots him*

Asian Man: "I like your Ranger Walker."

by Ralph Wiggum March 16, 2005

two buck chuck

Charles Shaw -- a dirt-cheap (but better than you'd expect) wine you can get at Trader Joe's for $2 a bottle in Cali. A little more expensive elsewhere.

Let's see. we got the PBR, the two-buck Chuck, burgers and fries from Mickey D's... Okay, go let Queen Elizabeth in for dinner, now, Laura.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

chucklebox

A type of person who laughs or "chuckles" constantly, especially one whom another person shares much laughter with.

"Last night I was hanging out with Allie, it was so much fun! She's such a chucklebox."

"I couldn't stop laughing - I felt like a chucklebox!"

by emilysnap December 27, 2009

dallas chuck t

1 of Texas hottest rappers from Dallas (Oak Cliff) Texas been rapping since 2003 sold over 200 copies at Carter High in 2006-2007 Dallas Chuck T is known for his hits songs Ohla Amigo, Sneekin n Ggeekin, 2cupz and Look how she work on the flow Dallas Chuck T is well known through out The whole world not just In Texas,,

Dallas Chuck T is my favorite rapper

by Dallas Chuck T January 2, 2018

Chuck Noris

Duh Duh Duh, someone forgot an "r."

It's Chuck Norris, not Chuck Noris, doofus.

by McIrish April 27, 2006

Chuck E. Cougar

A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.

That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?

Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....

by B. Hanback March 28, 2009

chuck comeau

Chuck Comeau is the drummer of the band, Simple Plan. He's hard working and dedicated to his band and is one of the main songwriters.

- "For everybody who hates our band, there's like 1000 kids who fucking love it. So, to me, that's a pretty good ratio. It's all good, it's all worth it."
- "We never asked everyone in the world to like our band. I think we make musiv for ourselves and the kids out there who enjoy it. The rest of the people don't have to come to out shows and don't have to fucking wear simple Plan shirts."

i rest my case. Chuck Comeau rocks.

by \\ Jane // April 18, 2006