The Clinton Suicide

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

by Apprefo December 9, 2021

A Hilly Clinton

Automatic email deletion program.

If you have emails that you don't want anyone to find you get A Hilly Clinton.

by ole chunky June 19, 2017

Bill Clinton

(Verb)
1. To prematurely and or messily ejaculate in a way that leaves damning evidence
2. To make a splashy entrance esp. when it is not called for
3. To spill something making a terrible mess.

The kids that were just in here thought they were being discreet, but the poor guy Bill Clintoned all over that woman's dress when I walked in. So...yeah, I'm not cleaning that up.

Did you see Jimmy Bill Clinton his way in here, in that ten gallon hat, gawd what a douche

Oh I'm sorry Kristy I didn't mean to Bill Clinton sunscreen all over your back. Here let me clean it up.

by B1tchicle September 1, 2022

Clint Clinton

A man who needs Jesus

Bill Clinton: He cute
Clint Eastwood: He’s dumb old Clint Clinton

by TyeTheGuy75 May 18, 2019

hillary clinton

America's Best Presidential Candidate Ever, but unfortunately USA got fucked by Donald Trump and he won. Hillary Clinton should kill him and save America from Donald Trump the Fucker.

Hillary Clinton will kill Donald Trump and become the next president.

by lijordon January 19, 2017

hillary clinton

A better choice over Donald Dump for president. No idea why people elected the TRASH DUMP.

Hillary Clinton should be the USA president instead of TRASH DUMP.

by lijordon November 18, 2016

clinton kohler

Clinton Gay turd that watches too much debate videos

" wow that Clinton Kohler really jerks off too much."

by Fuckmeinthehardjellyanus July 6, 2016