clarked

To engage in anal intercourse with a girl, without using lubrication. (Painful to both parties)

Man, I Clarked this bitch so hard last night my wang is on fire.

by anonymous April 19, 2005

clark kent

adj: Used to describe a nerd or nerd-like person who is muscular, really strong, or can fight really well(see diesel). Can also be used to describe business men who hit the gym way too much and like to wear shirts and ties so tight that you can see their muscle coming through. Taken from the obvious "Superman" movies, cartoons and series.

Bully #1: "Damn dude - what happened to your eye?"
Bully #2: "I tried to jack this nerd for his lunch money - i didn't realize he was such a clark kent."

by Accsion April 1, 2008

Clarked

To wreck, or otherwise cause damage to a vehicle, due to lack of concentration.

Don clarked the rental car.

by Spruce Goose Gang November 15, 2006

Clark University

A smaller University located in Worcester, Massachusetts that prides itself on diversity. Formerly an all girls college and the only American college visited by Sigmund Freud. The University is widely known for its psychology program. The diversity of the school comes in many forms such as the amount of international students, faiths/religions, clubs, and ideologies. Clark promotes acceptance and tolerance more so than anything else.

"I know the world could someday coexist because I see it everyday here at Clark University."

by <Neil Diamond> November 27, 2011

Clark Advanced Learning Center

The Clark Advanced Learning Center (otherwise known as "Clark") is a small charter school-- that hardly anyone has ever heard about-- in the Martin County School District. The school only enrolls up to 250 students at a time, ranging from 10th grade to 12th. At Clark, students have access to free laptops and a free college tuition at the neighboring IRSC Chastain campus, where students are able to dual-enroll and graduate with their AA.
The student body is mainly comprised of kids who either hated public high school, dropped out of IB/AP and decided to dual-enroll, or wanted a free laptop.
Clark is a school where secrets are non-existent because they spread like wildfire, the yearbook staff is terrifying, and break-ups cause civil war. If one can get past all of this, he or she will find that Clark is a fascinating small-town-like culture of its own, where students of all backgrounds, personalities, and future goals can (for the most part) get along and enjoy each others' presence as a cohesive unit.

Example 1
Person 1: "I'm enrolling at the Clark next year! Did you hear you get a free laptop?!?"
Person 2: "There's a school called Clark?"

Example 2
Student 1: "Some of the students and teachers at Clark Advanced Learning Center are extremely weird, but I wouldn't change it for anything."

by AnonyMiss December 25, 2012

Clarissa

Perverted person, that also likes boobies.

WOAH, look its Clarissa.

by HotKiaro October 7, 2021

clarissa

clarissa is the rebellious type. she's emo meets goth meets hippie. clarissa is such a beautiful person, and she knows it. she doesn't put up with anyone's "hate" bcos she is the biggest bitch you'll ever meet. in a good way. she hangs out with the so-so bad ass type. while her best friend is nothing like the people she hangs out with, yet the two are similar in the fact they like to get high and lil peep. clarissa is one of the coolest bitches you'll ever meet. but don't get on her bad side; or her best friends, considering she get jealous easily and will fight you.

yo! you're friends with clarissa? niceee.

by basicwhitegirlx69__pussydestro October 1, 2017