Chrystal

Chrystal is shy but she also has a very kind soul she wears glasses and also she looks like a nerd but is a beauty in the inside once you see her with her hair down and without the glasses you’ll see what I’m talking about.

Chrystal has a beautiful mind

by Hellodarknessmyoldfruend June 3, 2018

Chryston High School

The big gem of a school called Chryston High is planted in the middle of Chryston and Muirhead, near Glasgow in Scotland. Basically Hell in the educational form, with many types of people attending from the 'Popular Kids all the way down to the social retards. These pupils are noticeable in the area, normally wearing a blue and black tie, with the face of someone that has lost hope in it all. The locals will definitely notice this 'school' after the old building is demolished causing lost souls and demons to fly out from the haunted structure, with the new building soon to become a victim of this. Attending Chryston gives you an aura something similar to an acid trip, fused with a depressant. This school comes with a unique set of teachers, and by unique..I mean special, with about 80% of them being stir crazy and/or mentally delusional, with the extra 20 still in the 'real world.' You won't find another school like this one. Trust me, you really won't.

Example 1

Pupil: Sir! I've got a problem here!
Teacher: You are an excellent pupil of Chryston High School!
Pupil: I asked a question, sir?
Teacher: I will deal with you when I am ready!
Pupil: W T F

Example 2

Pupil: Sir, I don't get this
Teacher: J-just sit doon and get on wi' the hard sums
Pupil: But sir, you're meant to help me!
Teacher: What am I meant to dae? I'm no Harry Potter!
Pupil: ...

Example 3

Pupil: Sir?
Teacher: EVERYONE QUIET!!!!!!
Pupil: .....
Teacher: Good anger? Strong anger?
Pupil: Eh, what?

Example 4

Teacher: ....And that's why Daleks are real.
Pupil: Uhh sir, you're supposed to be teaching us the course.
Teacher: Quiet!! I was at the dentist the other day and he drilled a hole in my jaw.
Pupil: .......

by AndrewC1995 May 2, 2011

Chris Matthews

America's number one Barack Obama stalker.

Cop 1: What the fuck is that in the grassy knoll?
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.

by thrill up my leg December 23, 2010

Carys

A beautiful girl who is lovely to everyone. Most likely to have brown hair, green eyes and love singing and dancing.

I love carys! She's amazing at everything!

by Ladies man 108 October 6, 2011

Chris Palsy

A condition where one is unable to properly use their hands when going about their normal duties due to a sudden paralysis of the wrist muscles. It Is also known as flapping syndrome.
While it can occur as a random mutation it is commonly found in people born with neck face.

That keeper totally fluffed his catch, what a Chris palsy

by lord Tard November 25, 2013

Chris Mac

A crack head with chapped lips who either cheats or is cheated on. He is often cycled very hard by a stripper like girlfriend.

Chris Mac bought Rory a Gucci belt and she got with a Greek the next night.

by Deepdickdan February 14, 2019

Chris Trepidation

A fictional character created from a misheard lyric from the Harry Styles song, "Fine Line." The original joke was in the form of a Whisper meme from the Instagram account @girlbossharry, saying, "who the fuck is Chris Trepidation 😭😭" over a screenshot of the song on Spotify.

Harry Styles: Crisp trepidation / I'll try to shake this soon
Fan: Who the fuck is Chris Trepidation??

by sneakingoutlate September 26, 2021