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Shit Chestington

1) The act of defecating on a British woman
2) The act of defecating on a woman while acting in a flamboyantly British manner (ie. fake British accent, tea drinking, etc.)
3) A fictional British person, whose sole pleasure in life is shitting on the chest of unsuspecting women
1) I was on holiday in England, and I hooked up with a girl, only to find out that she had herpes. In my rage, I took her again and gave her the good ole' Shit Chestington.

2) My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with some role playing. I told her I would act the part of Shit Chestington. She looked at me quizzically. Thirty minutes later she found out the hard way, with a hot shit on her chest. I watched her try to clean up, drinking tea with my pinky out, spouting comments like "Hey lass looks like you got yourself in a spot of bother. You're bloody covered in shite!"
by Shit Chestington December 1, 2010
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Chexting

1. Chatting through texting. Often accompanied by snacking on Chex Mix.
1. He smiled while he chexted.

2. They broke it off by chexting eachother.
by wordmaniac85 November 9, 2011
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Choating

The act of overly and unnecessarily checking on someone or something.
If you sit a pan of cookies in the oven, and check them every 30 seconds for the entire 45 minutes it takes to bake them, then you are Choating the cookies.

Quit Choating me over the report. It will get done when it's done. GEEZ!
by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 20, 2008
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Cweating

Crying whilst wanking whilst eating
Chris is profusely cweating over Kate
by rantallen June 2, 2011
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chexting

When you text people pictures of chex cereal
Person 1: stop chexting me in the middle of the night.

Person 2: but its so beautiful (insert picture of chez cereal here)
by Dunk2001 February 1, 2014
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Eatin is Cheatin

the act of giving or receiving oral sex from someone other than your partner
man busts through bathroom door to find his girlfriend sprawled out on the floor receiving oral sex from another female and then screams at her while clutching cross in his hands "EATIN IS CHEATIN!!!!"
by RJACKS November 19, 2010
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cheafing

to smoke weed,smoke up the yin yang,smoking at a fast pace
Me,Dylan, and Todd did some cheafing this weekend
by Pimp Daddy Trent March 28, 2008
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