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Chesterfield

Someone who is completely clueless when it comes to society. E.g no dress sense, no common sense, no street sense.
Friend number 1 : "Look at the state of that absolute chesterfield"

Friend number 2 : "Yeah man he's got no idea has he the goon"
by Lee The King February 8, 2017
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cheaters

Great TV show where suspected cheaters are put under surveillance and exposed to their significant other.

Lots of angry confrontations and love triangles.
Did you see yesterday's episode of 'Cheaters'?

It was hilarious! The girlfriend caught her man while he was getting a blowjob from some skank.
by yoyo January 19, 2004
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cheaters discount

when a divorce settlement is adjusted from 50/50 based on infidelity. it doesn't matter whether it was the ex-wife that boned the trainer cuz he acted like he was interested in her boring stories, or whether it was the ex-husband getting off with the young hot bartender in the back cooler based on his generous tipping and free drink giving. what don't you understand here: in either case the cheater gets less than the cheatee. wtf, it's not that difficult a concept, get lost peasant.
guy1 - What's your prediction on how much cheaters discount Jen will give Steve?

girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.

guy1: yeah that sounds about right.
by norwegianmissile January 21, 2010
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cheatercheaterbestfriendeater

a song by Christofer Drew (nevershoutnever) in which he disses his ex-girlfriend for cheating on him with his best friend and many other people. the most epic cheating song ever.
guy: My girlfriend just broke up with me. :(
Christofer Drew: that's okay, she's a cheatercheaterbestfriendeater, she'll get std's soon enough. (:
by imintrouble; August 29, 2010
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Cheated

Worse shock in the world. When you find out by accident or the person you love deliberately reveals that they are emotionally or physically involved with someone else.Without even telling you or any warning.

You feel worthless, self pitied and wronged and it's like the Worst feeling in the world. As you loved them and trust them with all your heart. But they don't care about you or your emotions for them you were just another shoe on their dooemat. These people are disrespectful, superficial and extremely untrustable and often have multiple relationships going on they will come back to a genuine person after realising what they lost unconditional love. But you can't accept them back as you lose all love and respect for them when you find out their true self behind that mask that they use.

It's better to eliminate them from your lives for good. But don't let that experience make you bitter or angry at future attempts of love. Just don't invest heavily in emotion or time unless you've tested them properly.
Dave: what happened Joey between you and your girlfriend.

Joey : Left her bitch was deliberately ignoring me later I found out slut was cheating with some other guy.

Dave: Sorry Bruh u just got cheated and used by that slut
by Boris33_ November 1, 2019
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choking chester

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.
I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!
by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014
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Chester Cheezing

Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.
April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.
by chestrrrr August 20, 2014
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