sporting cane

To have an erection a.k.a. "wood". Coined by Stephen Colbert.

I was sporting cane after seeing the new Jessica Alba flick.

by EvanB September 25, 2007

candy cane dandruff

Excessive bits, shards, and particles of candy dust that result from the process of unwrapping a new and pristine or broken-in-the-wrapper candy cane. The release of said particles is perpetuated by the additional cracking and/or further breakage of said candy cane.

Melissa: Did you see Robert today? His shirt's covered with so much dandruff! Doesn't he ever wash his hair?!

Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.

by Tsarstepan November 22, 2011

Sprite Canned

(Verb)

When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.

I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.

by Bullfrog2BBB March 6, 2019

Corona Canned

Corona Canned- (v) to become unemployed because some jackass ate a bat.

Dude, I totally got corona canned from my waiter gig.

by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020

Maximilian Caine Meier

Sugar Caine very dumb fails math fortnite addict really wants burnout

Maximilian Caine Meier is a problem.

by Fjfdjgsrijogrejiogreioj October 12, 2020

Justine Cane

Maturity and practicality runs on his mind. He rarely shows his sentiments and feelings towards the person. He speaks with his mind alone but tries to express through his actions. He is rare, warmhearted and cool individual. He may not show his love openly, but he definitely loves you. Justine Cane is my other soul.

Justine Cane shares the strings of fate with Rogelyn.

by Athena_Cyrex23 October 29, 2021

Getting Cane’d

The act of getting intense diarrhea after eating Raising Cane’s.

Jonathan was Getting Cane’d ; he was in the restroom for hours.

by CreaterOfGettingCane’d October 30, 2022