Cluster-Fuck

South-Sadan

Jared: Have you been to South-Sadan?
Michael: Why would I go to that Cluster-Fuck?

by AmericanCuntWhoDoesAAussieAcse October 5, 2020

cluster muck

A phrase used by Stephen King in 'Under the Dome' a more PC way of saying cluster F&%$!!!! discribes a situation like FUBAR or SNAFU
the snoclops guy..roch ny

after 911 the airports have turned into a cluster muck!

by snoclops December 17, 2012

Cluster-dump

A less than optimal bowel movement, the consistency of which is marked by an aggregate of clusters as opposed to a watery product or the much coveted compact submarine.

Max felt much better, physically and mentally, after his

cluster-dump: it wasn't his regular full bowel but it also wasn't his irritable bowel syndrome. Max was happy.

by MaxVonEsquire August 15, 2021

Btfa cluster

group of haters

man he's a part of the famous btfa cluster he hates everything

by niggaeatingcheese2828 May 5, 2020

Oakleaf Cluster

Oakleaf Cluster refers to a mans ball sack or nuts.

Genitalia

I love it when she holds my Oakleaf cluster when I toss a wad.

by TrialbyTested February 26, 2011

Granola cluster

A late 1980s term used by kids to describe hippie wannabes.

Man, that person in bell-bottoms is a real granola cluster.

by Real_hippie September 19, 2023

Cluster Carl

A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.

"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025