The type of person that you are simply sleeping with yet thinks that you’re legitimately together. Becomes friends with all of your friends, assumes the role of your bf/gf, likes every single comment left on your Facebook/Instagram and leaves a comment on every post so their territory is marked all over social media with the intentions of convincing everyone else you’re together and making sure it is known that they’ve been to your home multiple times, they know your dog, your mom, all of your friends, exes, uncles, brothers, sisters, 2nd cousins, etc.
Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.
Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.
“Bro, that chick is a stage-5 clinger, my friend hooked up with her once and she moved in the next day”
by Boof_bro November 6, 2018
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Any booger that refuses to dettach itself from your nostril despite intense nose-picking.
Any booger that refuses to dettach itself from your nostril despite intense nose-picking.
I went through the entire meeting and without noticing the clingenberry I had in my left nostril. How embarrassing!
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(1) Anything contrary to what a man wants, when he wants it and how he wants it. Mostly used as a term for describing women when dealing with subjects such as emotion or social interaction.
(2) An excuse someone uses because they do not want to give up control or be accountable for their actions/thoughts.
(2) An excuse someone uses because they do not want to give up control or be accountable for their actions/thoughts.
Guy: You want to have a say in how often we hang out? You are so clingy.
Woman: Ok then. Let me know when you've grown up. Bye!
Guy: ......O.o.....
Woman: Ok then. Let me know when you've grown up. Bye!
Guy: ......O.o.....
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Get the Clingy mug.Possibly blackest president in American History. Also redneck, though much, much better than George Bush. Overall cool guy.
by shagrath May 1, 2005
Get the Bill Clinton mug.pig-lovin', corn-huskin', tractor drivin' redneck area in Pennsylvania...not even on the map...not worthy of it. people here chaw -- not chew. they chaw tabacky and drink shine through their one front toof (tooth, of course) And everbody has cross eyes or lazy eyes and they love their hootenannies
there's a hootenanny in clintonville tonight.
by Thunder lover June 12, 2008
Get the clintonville mug.Bill clinton the 42nd. president of the united states from 1993 to 2001.
He got a blowjob. Which was the first known blowjob in the white house. He lied about it because it knew most of the people in the U.S. were a bunch of cock blocking prudes and he wanted to be liked and he also knew his wife would ride his back about it.
Congress started impeachment procedings officially about him lying but the real cause was the he got a blowjob. The reasion for that being that they all wanted a blowjob and couldn't get one.
The next president lied about the presents of "weapons of mass distruction" being in Iraq to get the U.S. to go to war with them. Which gave rise to the expression "when Clintion lied no one died".
He got a blowjob. Which was the first known blowjob in the white house. He lied about it because it knew most of the people in the U.S. were a bunch of cock blocking prudes and he wanted to be liked and he also knew his wife would ride his back about it.
Congress started impeachment procedings officially about him lying but the real cause was the he got a blowjob. The reasion for that being that they all wanted a blowjob and couldn't get one.
The next president lied about the presents of "weapons of mass distruction" being in Iraq to get the U.S. to go to war with them. Which gave rise to the expression "when Clintion lied no one died".
by Deep blue 2012 January 6, 2010
Get the Clinton mug.A close to perfect far out suburb of New York City. Has some historical charm including a bridge with waterfall under it and a river running right through it's very lovely downtown. Clinton is the name for both the town and township that surrounds it. Clinton also generally includes neighboring Union, Franklin and Bethlehem townships as well. It's 85% white as Mexicans working in restaurants and landscapers pop out babies at alarming rates and Asians hopefull to be honorary white's continue settling in.
Very nice little town tough and the people are somewhat friendly. I guess it would be ideal if you don't mind having to driving 35 minutes just to get to the mall. It's set amongst rolling hills and has good schools. If you have family coming in from let's say; Wisconsin and you live in New York City, when they start freaking out, take them to Clinton for god's sake.
Very nice little town tough and the people are somewhat friendly. I guess it would be ideal if you don't mind having to driving 35 minutes just to get to the mall. It's set amongst rolling hills and has good schools. If you have family coming in from let's say; Wisconsin and you live in New York City, when they start freaking out, take them to Clinton for god's sake.
Family member from Indiana: New York City is so crowded and diverse, I'm starting to hyperventilate.
Family Member from New York City: Hey honey grab the Audi keys, we're going to Clinton, NJ before cousin Amy start's fistulating.
Family Member from New York City: Hey honey grab the Audi keys, we're going to Clinton, NJ before cousin Amy start's fistulating.
by Corpswhore March 28, 2012
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