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clean eating 

A term applied to a wide range of 'healthy' eating habits, usually by people with an unhealthy obsession with fitness and/or body weight. It is mostly a means of garnering praise or approval from peers and making anyone who isn't into clean eating feel like their food is somehow dirty.

Clean eaters are obliged to post on social media about their 'clean' meals at least daily, and should never post about any non-clean meals they consume, so as to give the impression that they are strict clean eaters and their discipline is something to be admired.

If taken literally, clean eating is eating food in its most natural state. In practise though, clean eating can include all manner of processed foods such as milk, pasta, cheese and bread, depending on individual interpretation.
I just LOVE this new celery, carrot and cottage cheese combo! Clean eating ftw! #fitness #cleaneating #rawfood #healthy #5kgin5weeks
clean eating by n3xia August 4, 2014

Clean Bean 

A goody two shoes. Someone who doesn't commit bad acts and does so deliberately. This may be because they are overall morally good people, or they are on probation and will go to jail forever if they do not act good.
Yeah i used to steal cars all the time, but now that i'm on probation i don't commit any crimes, nope, I'm a Clean Bean.
Clean Bean by Young Pleazy December 16, 2008

clean steal

A clean steal happens when one of your friends leaves something at your house for so long that they forget you have it. Once they forget it used to be theirs, it becomes yours.
Jim: Dude, isn't that my Zelda game?

Greg: It's been over here for like six months and you totally forgot I had it. Clean steal, dude.

Jim: Alright, good call.
clean steal by FarashaSand December 20, 2008

Clean the droid 

Being sent by your own subordinate to perform bitch work.
Padme(Natalie Portman's character) being sent by her own body guard to clean the droid(R2D2) in "The Phantom Menace."

Clean the fridge 

Jerk off to relieve pressure and stress due to lack of action.
John has to clean the fridge because he has not been laid in a while.

Clean the porch 

When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.
River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."