Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig September 23, 2011

Doing a Cal

When you're too cooked and sleep in, miss your alarm and end up late for work

I've had a massive night out getting on it on a school night... I went to bed in the early hours of the morning and now I've woken up to realise that I've slept in and now I'm late for work... I finally get to work and all my who were good enough to make it to work on time tell me that I've 'done a cal'! sleeping in is defined as 'Doing a Cal'

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Big Daddy Cal

Big Daddy Cal Is the freakiest man on the planet he will really blow yo back out like he will shove all 10inches of his d*ck down yo throat he gon put it so deep in yo p*ssy he gon run-up in tht p*ssy he be f*ckin u like never before u gon anna keep running bck the dick be so good.

Brii: Oh shii Big Daddy Cal oh fuckkkkkkkk!!!

Kayy: Oh my fucking gosh my p*ssy Big Daddy Cal.

Baee: Big Daddy Cal plz sretch my pussy fuckk omg I need moree Daddy...

by Kayy Smith April 4, 2024

Cal

THE ONE WITH THE BMC, big Mexican cock

Cal is MY MAN and he from Iguana

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

So-cal

A local upstanding citizen and pillar of you community

I'm so jelly, Jennifer is so so-cal.

by So-cal sal September 23, 2020

Cal

Mean’s you smell like pussy and your nudes suck and you probably smell like ball cheese with your morning breathe

“You cal”
what does that mean?

by ILOVEDICKMONKEY February 8, 2021

cal

lmao they r kinda homo🤣

"cal is so homo"

by cal is gay February 17, 2022