golden buttcrack

When your buttcrack is so unwashed and dirty it becomes gold.

yo bro i didnt go to bath for 2 weeks at one point and i got the worst case of golden buttcrack!

by blazefister69.420.666 November 27, 2019

the buttchers

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the the buttchers is who is very annoying person who you dont want to talk to so you say " im going to buttchers you

by rawrrrr 6 November 17, 2021

Big buttcrack in shit

Eat but

Coc Big buttcrack in shit

by Gyyyyyy August 2, 2022

Jetpack Buttcrack

The jetpack that is so strong it cracks your butt

Holy shit! That jetpack buttcrack really cracked his ass and went in his ass cheeks

by little_man_with_hands October 28, 2022

Chronic Buttcheese

A condition you can get if you routinely shit multiple times a day on a daily basis. Usually when you shit your ass has this substance called Buttcheese which are called dingle berries that get stuck on your butt hair. When you shit multiple times a day it can become chronic since you may shit in the morning afternoon and at night perhaps after a shower meaning your ass is not clean properly making it chronic.

Person no 1: Hey did you hear that Brady shits multiple times a day?

Person no 2: No way! He has Chronic Buttcheese

by Negrhjjdjdjwksiejsjzthaihua June 11, 2025

Jamaican buttcrack

The act of grabbing someone's neck and bashing their head so hard against the wall the head splits open.

"I killed him with a Jamaican buttcrack!!"

by Jamaican asscrack August 18, 2025

Observable Buttcrack of the Universe

A niche term used on the south-side of Seattle through years of primary school children that eventually reached a broader group of children—primarily high school children and is commonly used in high schools. It refers to the act of donating presents to needy people and is used in conjunction with school food / gift drives. You

Jim Observable Buttcrack of the Universe ‘d last night and gave away takeout to the homeless.

by ilikefortnite27 December 13, 2025