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Breakfast of Champions 

Refers either to an unsatisfying breakfast (sour milk, burnt toast, etc) or just a generally very bad start to the day
Lynn: What’s wrong with you?

Adam: Oh. I had the breakfast of champions this morning

Breakfast Club 

The breakfast club is a group of extremely exclusive kids doing extremely vile things who worship the number 33. 33 is not just a number, but a way of life. Consuming beverages is not just an option, but a habit. They love girls with nice curves. The rest of this secretive club is unknown. But, know this, they are all straight..
BC Member #1: Yo, are you tryin to hit this?
BC Member #2: Ofcourse..
Breakfast Club by T. February 2, 2005

Breakfast of Champions 

Any form of 'push on thru' fuel consumed between 5 and 8am following an all-nighter. Generally consisting of a cocaine, speed, pills washed down with beer or vodka.
Opening a can of Stella as Mark racked out a line, Steven looked at his beer and proclaimed

'AH, beer and coke. Breakfast of champions
Breakfast of Champions by Kyza December 28, 2005

breakfast in bed

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.
breakfast in bed by Jake February 28, 2004

Breakfast Jack 

This morning treat is an excellent source of protein.
Bro: You ready for the gym this morning, Brah?

Brah: Yeah, I just had a huge breakfast jack, Bro.
Breakfast Jack by d kizzle February 25, 2009

Breakfast of Champions 

1: A martinni
2: A great book by a great American author Kurt Vonnegut
3: Me baby it's all me
1: "You know what they say breakfast of champions and all that, drink up."
2: "I really enjoyed reading Breakfast of Champions."
3: "Help yourselves to the breakfast of champions ladies."