soggy breakfast

The act of a female inserting all of a man's genitalia into her mouth at one time, thus leaving it moist with saliva.

She's got a big mouth and gave me a soggy breakfast. She got the sausage and the eggs in there at the same time!

by The Lunatiques November 19, 2010

Breakfast At Tiffany's

The classiest romance movie ever, staring Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard. Anyone who dislikes it will feel the wrath of god. (abbreviated as BAT)

Person - "Ugh Breakfast At Tiffany's is soooo good. Have u seen it?"
Person 2- "Ofc who hasn't?"

by olivia the cowardly dog October 20, 2018

Texas Breakfast

A medium to large assortment of snacks that would be deemed unhealthy by the general public.

i swear to god tim, everytime i walk into 7-11 I can't help but buy myself a texas breakfast

by skroach June 13, 2011

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

PLS I'M PORTUGUESE AND I DON'T EAT PUSSY IN THE MORNING GOD DAMN! i eat cereal ,pastry , maybe a toast or Portuguese sweets like pastel-de-nata... Anything except pussy eggs 😭

I ate a Portuguese breakfast !
-a what?
Basically a (insert Portuguese pastry)
-cool!

by I live in Spain without the s October 30, 2021

English Breakfast

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face

Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore

by Dan Rich February 19, 2006

pancake breakfast

When a friend comes to the aid of another friend, and in turn, the act of kindness is re-payed with various sexual acts... said acts are never spoken of as they awkwardly stare at each other the next morning over a (you guessed it) pankcake breakfast.

Hey man, thanks for fixing my car! I owe you a pancake breakfast if you're DTF.

by IKnowThingsAboutYou September 12, 2011

Breakfast Sandwich

Early morning head or Blow job

Baby I need a breakfast sandwich

by ShortyBanGG December 23, 2013