bootknife

Exactly how it sounds. A boot - or possibly a shoe - with a knife protruding from it. The knife may point in any directions, but straight up is preferable. It's origin spawns from the doors in the pirate temple of Majora's Mask. They portray an arm holding a knife, however it has been perceived as a bootknife.

Go headbutt a bootknife!

by NealRadio March 30, 2010

Boston sports fans

People who support the Patriots, Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and/or Eagles (as in Boston College Eagles).

Also known as the most annoying fanbase in the country. While all sports fans can be considered annoying by fans of other teams, Boston sports fans take annoying to a new level.

Boston spent many years playing second fiddle to New York when it came to sports. So when their teams actually started winning, they had no idea how to behave like any other fan.

Thus, they will tell anyone who prefers a different team how awesome (insert name of Boston team here) is and how (insert name of another fan's team here) sucks. Never mind that the Patriots cheated and then choked in the Super Bowl, they're still the best team of all time (according to Boston sports fans).

On top of all that, they really have no idea how annoying they are to those who don't support a team from Boston. They believe that they behave like every other sports fan in the country when in truth, no one else spends all their time yelling in other people's faces, "My team is the best in the world and yours SUCKS!!!!!!!"

Boston sports fans also use the word "wicked" way too much.

Boston sports fans in action:

Boston sports fan: The Giants suck and the Patriots are still the best team of all time, Tom Brady owns Eli Manning!
Normal sports fan: Dude, if the Patriots are soooo much better, why couldn't they beat the Giants in the Super Bowl?
Boston sports fan: Well, I bet your team couldn't win 18 games in one season!
Normal sports fan: I'd rather be 9-7 and still win the Super Bowl than win 18 games and lose the biggest game of all time.
Boston sports fan: We still won 3 Super Bowls! And the Celtics have the best record in basketball!!!!! How 'bout them apples?

by can't think of one January 10, 2009

boston crab

When a man hunches over a woman and eats her out, though from behind. That is, she's lying on her stomach and he's crouched over her back, pulling her legs up, naturally, to eat her out more easily. She may or may not be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask while he does this.

We did the Boston crab last night.

by Leefy Greans April 8, 2006

Bostonian

A person who comes from, grew up in, or resides in Boston, Massachusetts. (No doubt they will be a huge Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and Patriots fan.)

The minute he told me to, "pahk my cah in Hahvahd yahd," I knew he was a Bostonian!

by Michelle Koz. September 16, 2006

Michael Bolton

Captain Jack Sparrow's No.1 fan, Someone who loves watching Pirates of The Caribbean movies.

also has a liking for-
Forest Gump, Erin Brockovich and Scarface

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate so brave on the seven seas

A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga

Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
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Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

by cheeseoid October 31, 2011

Boston Twat Twister

while in the act of fornication, the male subject lies down, and the woman sits on top. The twist is this, the woman holds on to a rotating fan, thus spinning her (and her twat) around the penis.

Dude I met this crazy bitch, she introduced me to the Boston Twat Twister

by g-sauce55 July 25, 2007

Bolton Special

The act of a woman gargling semen in her mouth, and then spitting it straight up in the air like a water fountain, the semen then falls back on the woman's face and she smears it around with her hands.

Kyle was surprised when Erin surprised him by doing the Bolton Special after rigorous felatio.

by Dubradio February 8, 2015