bissue

1. (n) a bitch with issues. can be applied to both males, females and anything else in between.

1a. one allergic to bissue's typically catch a sudden reaction when encountered

1b. sudden reaction can also become violent till tha broad excuses herself

1. in the club satudray night, i approached her with plenty confidence, tapped her on the shoulder, spit out a few lines, then asked, "so whats your name..." only to hear her response back with "...why would i give you my name? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!" brush the dirt off ya shoulda and walk away, playa.. it's plain to see.. she's a bissue.

1a.
playa: yo dawg who's that broad standin' next to you yappin' out tha mouth bout you bein' da baby daddy of all 4 of them kidz?
mack: you mean..::lookin over his shoulder at the broad::..this thing? yo she a.. a.. a.. ::sneezing:: BISSUE.

1b.
tanya: playa i need you to do me a favor :-D
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: im so sorry bout.. :-)
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: see what had happened was... :-)
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: playa listen to me! :-\
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: fine i don't like yo azz no way.. :-(
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
::tanya excuses herself while sobbin to her other bissue friends:: :'(

by xeus January 30, 2005

wakanini bliss

The ultimate bliss, found in something that one would not normally find bliss in.

*Phhffft*

Uncle Smee: "Holy sheeeiitt! That pimple popped soo well! I'm in wakanini bliss!!!!"

Olmstead Willis: "Oh my god. Yo that shit was sick. Clean up my god-damnned mirror you fuck-up."

by Boguniecki January 7, 2007

Blissful Ignorance

Being able to totally enjoy a situation while knowingly putting off something else.

and Craig said , oh i totally forgot to order your shirt because i was Embossed in the conversation.That was " Blissful Ignorance" on my part , My Bad....

by Mastress September 7, 2009

boass

A distinctive odor composed of body odor and the posterior region of the human body.

Wow, it smells like boass in here.

by Marci Savage October 17, 2007

Bliss

Somone who tracks down dumbasses who think its funny to post shit like "weighs a metric ton" on urban dictionary

I know who you are and I boned your MOM!

by ¥DONG¥ Killer! April 5, 2005

Boisselle

The last name of the most beautiful, nicest, most amazing girl in the world.

(Insert first name here) Boisselle has such an amazing personality.

by xylo345 August 16, 2009

ignorance is bliss

A phrase often uttered by the female persuasion of the mind. Similar to clichés such as “Everything happens for a reason” and “Red rover, red rover. Send Jimmy on over.”. It is often elaborated on in order to describe a distasteful situation in an enlightening manner. As though such a thing were possible.

Examples

Judy - “I was defiled as a young woman and my father believed the boy’s account of the situation over mine. My grandpa went on to say I was just behaving like a stupid whore to other family members and the community at large. I still associate with my family members and will side with them above any outside influence because Ignorance is Bliss.”

Bill - “Judy would never admit to this because she is in an extreme state of self denial and/or Ignorance is Bliss.”

Stephen - “Bill slept with Judy while we were still together and no one has given an honest account of events. Turns out in my case, Ignorance is bliss. Save for the child.”

Child - “Please shoot yourselves in the head and spare my daddy and the following generations to come, who do not operate under moronic idioms such as Ignorance is Bliss.”

Judge - “If Ignorance is Bliss then there would be legal precedent to abolish the family court system. Can I get a ‘Ya!’ up in this biznitch?!”

by someonesafan80 April 23, 2011