"Wow Jane, what the hell happened to your hair?!"
"Oh, I gave Joe a hairy blumpkin last night."
"Wow Jane, you two are living la vida loca!"
"Oh, I gave Joe a hairy blumpkin last night."
"Wow Jane, you two are living la vida loca!"
by Matt Horschel December 30, 2009
Get the hairy blumpkin mug.Yo dude, I was at a party and that slut Martina, was all wasted and I was in the bathroom smoking a joint and taking a shit...and she wanted to give me a smokey blumpkin!
by SkierGuy1979 May 4, 2010
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Receiving a blowjob while shitting (a.k.a. receiving a blumpkin) out your Thanksgiving dinner, just like the pilgrims did.
I went home for Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin from my high school sweet heart!
Dude I went to the Dome on Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin in the bathroom!
Dude I went to the Dome on Thanksgiving weekend and got a Pilgrim Blumpkin in the bathroom!
by wandat March 3, 2011
Get the Pilgrim Blumpkin mug.A derivative of the blumpkin and cleveland steamer, the Akron blumpkin is when a man shits in his partner's mouth while receiving a reach around.
by The 8th Street Hammer April 11, 2012
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The double upper involves a male taking an upper decker while a female is taking a dump in the main bowl of the toilet while facing backwards. While all this is happening she is blowing him.
The double upper involves a male taking an upper decker while a female is taking a dump in the main bowl of the toilet while facing backwards. While all this is happening she is blowing him.
My buddy and his girl would have a few drinks after a night of eating hot wings. When they got home they were both so horny and had to shit so bad that it would inevitably turn into a double upper blumpkin.
by Captain_Jigly February 26, 2011
Get the Double Upper Blumpkin mug.When the girl is urinating while the male is standing in front receiving a blowjob. sometimes reffered to as pissing blowjobs or pb&j
Brad: Remember that time that matt got a reverse urinary blumpkin during the party?
Mark: WHYYYYY did that ever happen
Mark: WHYYYYY did that ever happen
by kkid65 October 8, 2011
Get the reverse urinary blumpkin mug.The act where the woman is taking a shit on the edge of the toilet while the man, or another woman, is eating her out. An easier, but messier variation is where the woman shits on the man while he eats her out.
This is not to be confused with a Blumpkin, or a Reverse Blumpkin, which are two different, but closely related things.
This is not to be confused with a Blumpkin, or a Reverse Blumpkin, which are two different, but closely related things.
The woman was tired of giving her husband blumpkins all the time, so she forced him into a Double Reverse Blumpkin.
by KinkyMaster September 12, 2017
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