full bladder emergency

Your bladder is full and you need to pee badly and you can't find a bathroom and don't know how long you can hold it before you go on yourself.

Hurry I'm having a full bladder emergency.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber December 14, 2020

Sonya Blade

Sonya Blade; the first female from the fighting game series Mortal Kombat, is a tough, stern, but beautiful general of the Special Forces.

She has a special hatred towards the Black Dragon criminal Kano, and is married to action-hero Johnny Cage, with a daughter as well.

She was one of 3 of Raiden's chosen ones, and won the part of the tournament, making her the strongest female in MK.

"Sonya Blade, the beautiful General of Special Forces, wins a fight with Kitana and Jade."

by ---<3--- December 14, 2020

Road trip bladder

When your on a road trip and your bladder expands to twice its size and urination lasts a minute or more.

My piss lasted at least a minute after that 6 hour bus ride, I had total road trip bladder

by Ohnoidied January 13, 2011

Captain's quadruple-blade hair eradicator

Effects cannot be explained by advanced VFX in a shot where crappy VFX are present.

Or more generally, don't attribute a high-skill technique to a low-skill creator.

Look at the amateur camera shake and rotoscoping here, so by Captain's quadruple-blade hair eradicator, this isn't someone who could also do quality CGI animation.

by SomeDee May 10, 2023

blade ball

The act of sticking razor blades in a tennis ball so the sharp end is sticking out and then putting it in a girl's ass and watching her shit it out while you're eating a blue otter pop with whip cream on your eyebrows.

"That bitch cheated on me so last night i gave her the blade ball."

by ilovepussyinyourass September 7, 2009

bladefist

A broken server. It can however still be in production if only to annoy its users.

-OMFG! You installed the game server on a bladefist??!!
-STFU n00b! We'll still make tons of money! Users can't move to another server anyway!! Working as intended. Noob!

by Tommyyyyy December 23, 2005

Playing the Violin with your Wrist and a Blade

Playing the violin with your wrist and a blade is a term used by people who cut themselves that don't want to to know what they're on about. Usually its just called "Playing the Violin" but when used around other cutters they use the full term.

Person 1: "I heard that she played the violin last night."
Person 2: "Yeah, using her wrist and a blade! I hope she's alright.
Person 1: "Playing the Violin with Your Wrist and a Blade can be dangerous, but it helps her get through the tough times."

by Nightmare Zodiac January 9, 2011