poo bandit 

poo bandit is someone who sneaks out of class or a meeting just for the sick pleasure of being in the bathroom by them selves. Once in the bathroom they will begin their homosexual act by taking a shit and then once they are done they proceed to take the shit out of the bowl with their bare hands and smother it onto the walls or toilet. The worst thing is when these idiotic people mould their shit into little people as if it was playdoh and then play with them.

Joey is a poo bandit i know this because when he came out of the stall his hands were full of shit

poo bandit by Elder Berganza August 10, 2006

back door bandit 

a person who prefers the arse of a man to the flange of a woman

my mate Nathan O'Brien is a Back Door Bandit

back door bandit by James Taylor November 6, 2003

Mexican Bandit 

It's a sexual position in which the girl (or the person receiving) is blindfolded, and just before ejaculation, the person giving pulls out and pours Tabasco sauce into the receiving hole and runs away.

Julie was put into the hospital yesterday.
Really? How come?
Rob pulled a Mexican Bandit on her and she got a nasty infection.

Mexican Bandit by anonisaur August 30, 2010

phanny bandit 

one who is always after the good ol' fashion pancake booty.

Damn bro you are a phanny bandit for liking that flat assed bitch.

phanny bandit by bigdaddygoblin June 16, 2008

Clam Bandit 

(noun) A person who hits on/sleeps with your girlfriend/wife/girl you're in the middle of making moves on or that you're extremely interested in.

"Dude, I was talking to this girl and I really like her and my friend josh just came up and asked her out!, he's a total clam bandit!"

Clam Bandit by unicorn_singlepieceofcorn December 7, 2012

Honesty Box Bandit 

Someone who writes mean remarks in multiple peoples' honesty boxes on face book. often these assumptions are false, and the remarks are ignored. The writer is also always obvious, and is there for hated because of these little rude remarks.

Honesty box bandit's work:

Honesty Box one: I hate you go die
Honesty box two: You have no friends
Honesty box three: no one likes you
etc...

(all written within a few seconds of each other)

Honesty Box Bandit by Kaybay January 3, 2008

big dick bandit 

A person who has an above-average sized cock and seeks out females to put the cock to use. Usually a person that sneaks up on women and whips it out.

Eric watched as Mr. Collins approached the girl secretly from behind, and he said, "watch out, here comes the big dick bandit!"

big dick bandit by Eric Russell1 April 14, 2007