assfixia

Hemorrhoid operation.

Man, my butt itches all the time, I got to go into the hospital for assfixia.

by Guido1 September 26, 2011

Assfinger

Finger you scratch your arsehole with

Smell my assfinger

by Rachel Barbour March 20, 2017

Assfie

Especially woman, taking picture of one's ass.

1st person: she is my facebook friend but i have never seen her face. She keeps uploading her backside.
2nd person: she definitely is an assfie addict.

by Checked March 24, 2017

assfixxiation

The procedure made famous by kardashian sisters

Kim) hey chloe how did bruces assfixxiation procedure go

Chloe ) ok but now he looks more than ever like mom

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017

Assfish

The little fish that swim up your ass when you are out for an innocent paddle

‘Look out Jaymo this lake is crawling with assfish’

by Pricey2489 October 26, 2018

ASSFIRE!

What you shout out to warn people you're about to fart.

I GOT ASSFIRE!gents Incoming fart!

by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019

Assficient

Being efficient but being an ass about it

You’re so assficient

by Banjo Roylance April 16, 2021