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ad stalking

Being bombarded with ads for things you recently looked up online.
Person1: Dude I googled santorum and now I'm constantly seeing ads for gay porn, eww.
Person 2: Lol ad stalking claims another victim.
by enoreyt August 7, 2012
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ads with kids

NOOOOOOO I FOUND THESE ADS WITH KIDS

*mutually kills himself*
by Triakulus March 11, 2021
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scamming ad

a scamming ad is an ad that looks like a real and legit thing that offers you the best deal but instead it is just a clickbait to try and get your credit card details.
human 1: look at this ad! it says i can get a free packet of pokemon cards!!
human 2: Cool! click it!
human 1: aw it wants my credit card details
human 2: well its a scamming ad
by xtrakrispypie July 31, 2017
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ad homimen

a logical fallacy in which one attacks men, not their respective claims
After considering Voltaire's dictum--"the perfect is the enemy of the good"--I almost just went after Voltaire himself, but avoided the ad homimen.
by Doos Jarus December 29, 2020
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Ad Out

A nickname reserved for Aadi after he inevitably loses the deuce point.
Hey look it's Ad Out, the double fault king.
by Yung Solomon April 1, 2023
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Want ads

Back in the day before the internet, want ads were what people posted in the local newspaper. Ads people paid to post looking for work, looking for a roommate, dating or selling their belongings.
Back in 1985 I posted in the want ads in my local newspaper SWM(single white male) looking for a hot SWF(single white female) for a good time. Call Rico suave 213-867-5309. You won't be disappointed!!
by cpetkunas February 22, 2023
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kamikaze ad

N.) An ad that pops up after you close another ad, webpage, window, etc.
A.) kamikaze added

The act of being kamikaze added.

Background:
A common marketing tactic in the online world nowadays is, when a person clicks on a web page, a certain element is loaded, or a web page is closed, a new one is opened. This can result in endless loops of ads, where closing one simply opens another. In common terms, it's a big fucking load of bullshit topped off with a dingleberry cherry. Any company that uses this tactic deserves to go bankrupt and its employees shot on the spot.
Kamikaze ads are the ultimate product of a life spent training to be a douchebag.
by dictionary man 101 October 7, 2010
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