2 definitions by Whipcrack

Oklahoma Twister

A sexual act where you insert a small quail up your anus and cover your knees with crushed bees and feet with the waste of a sexually frustrated albino chimp. All the while replacing the alternator on a 67 Chevy.

It’s impossible to do the Oklahoma Twister with one leg.

by Whipcrack January 10, 2020

Addadictomy

A self performed sex change

Sheila gave herself an addadictomy today and saved some money. She goes by Dirk now.

by Whipcrack January 10, 2020