Addadictomy

A self performed sex change
Sheila gave herself an addadictomy today and saved some money. She goes by Dirk now.
by Whipcrack January 10, 2020
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Oklahoma Twister

A sexual act where you insert a small quail up your anus and cover your knees with crushed bees and feet with the waste of a sexually frustrated albino chimp. All the while replacing the alternator on a 67 Chevy.
It’s impossible to do the Oklahoma Twister with one leg.
by Whipcrack January 10, 2020
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