American Health Care Act of 2017

A raging dumpster fire set to explode in the face of an increasingly stubborn, antagonistic, and authoritarian Congress. God bless America and may he have mercy on her soul, because the health care industry sure won't.

Johnny Poorman: Hey Franklin, have you been to Detroit recently?
Franklin Richguy: Actually, I just finished 'summering' in Barbados. Besides don't the hobos have American Health Care Act of 2017's on nearly every corner? To think what the neighbors would say if they ever found out I had been to the Midwest.

American Health Care Act of 2017 by JaBaTheNoob June 29, 2017

Don’t Act 

Telling someone to simply not act like they are superior in the task that they are doing or the subject they are talking about

If someone is talking about how they are really good at swimming you would say “Don’t act like the Olympic medalist for swimming”

Don’t Act by NathanH04 October 18, 2019

The Anti Table Segregation Act 

In the last week of June, you will have to sit at a different table and interact with the other kids

Friend 1: Bruh, The Anti Table Segregation Act is coming out
Friend 2: I know, I'm not excited

The Anti Table Segregation Act by Lism_ December 5, 2019

The Digital Copyright Act of 2021 

The music industry's final form that sends you to literal jail for even simply having some accidental background music. DMCA's nuclear toy that is so diabolical it made Satan piss his pants because he wouldn't be allowed to listen to music or else they would rip him straight out of hell and into another type of hell

Prisoner A: I murdered multiple people robbing a bank, how about you?
Prisoner B: All I did was stream Cyberpunk 2077 without disabling the music. Goddamn you The Digital Copyright Act of 2021!
Priosner A: Damn bro get me the hell outta here

The Digital Copyright Act of 2021 by Pissandshitandfartandcum December 30, 2020

Exam Insurance Act 1945

A guarantee that you can sue any other person who distracts you from getting your exam target grade.

Jason was messing around all that term, i'm going to use the Exam Insurance Act 1945 to get back at him

Exam Insurance Act 1945 by babylonlang June 6, 2010

afro-diva-act

Afro-diva-act: (n) an emotionally and in some cases sexually stimulating performer of African descent. A person who embodies this word is very skilled in their craft and can use such talent to arouse the human spirit into any feeling, thereby using the definition as an adjective, creating a performance that is an "afro-diva-act." Such an event leaves all who attend in complete awe and amazement due to the magnitude of an afro-diva-act's stage presence. This word does not limit sexual orientation.

e.g. Patti LaBelle, Aretha Franklin, Celia Cruz, Lillias White, Whitney Houston, Audra McDonald, Tina Turner, Jennifer Hudson, Fantasia, Beyonce, Tituss Burgess

This saying originated from getting tongue tied off of the word "aphrodisiac".

1) "Did you see Patti LaBelle in Fela! on Broadway? She killed "Rain" from start to finish!-- her voice left us speechless and crying! Now that's an afro-diva-act, honey.

2) "Beyonce's whole I Am Tour was phenomenal. The lights? the dancing? The voice?! She is an afro-diva-act to the max."

afro-diva-act by Number1Bish December 30, 2010

there's no need to act the faggot 

A polite way to offer some sound advice to a man acting in way not perceived to be masculine.

Bro there's no need to act the faggot. People get beaten up or worse for that.

there's no need to act the faggot by de-pube September 20, 2022