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statutory abuse 

Refers to the not-necessarily-full-blown-mistreatment-but-still-distressing act of treating someone like an inanimate life-sized carved likeness of a human being.
Tiffany is so kind and lovable to me overall that I don't really consider it statutory abuse when she rests her foot against me while adjusting her socks/pant-legs or drapes clothing and towels on me while she's straightening up her room or getting ready to head out --- I know she isn't intentionally trying to belittle me; she's merely using my hips/arms/shoulders/head as convenient spots to temporarily rest/stash stuff, plus of course I know better than to "bother the maid when she's cleaning".
statutory abuse by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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Hat Abuse 

The action in wich someone abuses another persons hat
Hat Abuse by eric noblesmen August 29, 2018

Confuse abuse 

To confuse abuse someone is very similar to emotional abuse. Imagine every day you are made to feel like you have done something wrong and everything is your fault when in reality it isn’t, it is the other person - that is confuse abuse. To drive someone who hasn’t done anything wrong insane whilst they try figure out what is up. To constantly have a go at someone for nothing. Confuse abuse can lead into several mental health problems such as: psychosis, depression, anxiety and low self esteem. This can also result in suicide or extreme depression. If you think you are getting confuse abused... tell someone, get help.
I just don’t understand what I am doing so wrong every day to deserve this, I’m getting confuse abused.
Confuse abuse by El0963 April 3, 2019

hannah abuse 

Hannah abuse is the act of making a big fukie wukie an owo sowry an uwu lmao
Hannah: i forgot to do my taxes thats a hannah abuse moment
hannah abuse by Lmao6969696969 November 10, 2019

Dumbasstic abuse 

Similar to domestic abuse, but where the person being abused or beaten is literally asking for it, then acting like the victim when they get what they were asking for.
I know Chris Brown may have been overly aggressive, but nobody can argue for the victim of dumbasstic abuse, they were literally asking for it by swinging first
Dumbasstic abuse by YungGrassSmokah February 16, 2020

fattie abuse

when you a fattie in a sentence more than 2 times.
" Imma fattie abuse you until your feelings are hurt.
fattie abuse by eek epic May 21, 2020

Russian abuse 

The act of committing abuse against a Russian
You can’t hit me! That’s Russian abuse you cyka!