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school sucks

why wouldnt it
school sucks by peenis is funny April 20, 2021

school boy 

A person who get's straight A's in school
Michael: Hey, look at my report card. I got all A's bitch.
Samuel: Ah! School Boy!
school boy by Amos Nusheg October 25, 2007

School Stoner 

A person who is always school stoned, but manages to keep it cool. Someone you couldn't imagine sober.
"Dude, check out Alex."
-Chris
"He's such a school stoner"
-Daniel
"Whut?"
-Alex
School Stoner by School Stoner October 2, 2010

School joke 

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
School joke by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 7, 2019

School lunch 

Me: dam I miss chocolate milk in school lunch
Him: yah me too
Everyone in existence: fuck you Michelle Obama
School lunch by Boi Latino December 11, 2019

School Shooter 

A derogatory term for Americans, a slur used by British to refer Americans.
Look at them School Shooters lining up for burgers.
School Shooter by BigBickMick January 16, 2023