Cream Team

A group of people who are all equally retarded

“Those people sure are a Cream Team together”

by melonfan0101029 August 29, 2023

Pistachio Ice cream

if you eat this you're insane.

go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.

"Yah my favorite flavor is Pistachio Ice cream."

by anonymous May 24, 2021

columbian Ice cream Sunday

The acts of sticking your penis in ice cream putting sprinkles on it with a cherry on top then your gf/partner enjoying the treat!

gf: i want an ice cream Sunday
bf: i got just the thing
gf:oh yummy
bf: i love columbian ice cream Sundays!

by Pumpkindaddy May 5, 2023

Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.

Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?

by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023

Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019

Berries & cream

Berries and cream is a popular song from the berries and cream star burst advert

Berries & cream berries and cream I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream up the octive go for it!

by Cats r cute September 8, 2021

Cream Reaper

When a person is chocking on food, you go up behind them and bang them really quick before they die. If you happen to dislodge the food from your thrusting, it’s called a HBR (Hot Beef Rejection).

My date started choking on some candy I gave her, so I gave her a cream reaper instead. Thankfully it resulted in a HBR.

by N8-2d2 January 26, 2024