Cream-e

A cream-e also known as Eulers-cream is when you ejaculate in 2.718281828459 seconds.

This is very similar to a cream pi, where you cum in 3.14159265359 seconds.

Dude 1: So how was your date last night?
Chad 2: We did so much foreplay i accidentally made a cream pi
Dude 1: Well, I made a cream-e looking at Riley Reid yesterday

Cream-e by James McCockintown February 25, 2021

cream egging 

when proforming anal sex the man cuts a cream egg in half and puts the larger end of the egg on the end of his penis and then inserts it into the girl's ass.after anal sex the dribbling melted chocolate is then licked from the girl's ass.

cream egg ,how do you like yours ???

preferbly dribbling out of our lasses ass!!

cream egging :)

cream egging by pissedoffpanda October 9, 2011

Cream Egg Brownie

When a Caucasian Male ejaculates into a African American Female.

Example One:

Black Female: Wait did you just cum in me?

White Male: Yeah it's called a cream egg brownie.

Black Female: Oh shit you better get the creamy gooey center out of me before it's too late!

Cream Egg Brownie by Admiral Funderburk June 23, 2016

sun-cream eater 

To discribe someone so idiotic they require the 'DO NOT EAT. THIS IS NOT A FOOD' warning on a bottle of sun-cream. Can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.

"your DVD is due back before 10pm"
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.

sun-cream eater by the bearded clown July 26, 2010

Cream egg 

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.

Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.

Cream egg by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021

cream eggs 

Chocolate covered cream in the shape of an egg.

Eggzample: Cadburys cream eggs.

cream eggs by Skellyscribbles April 29, 2006

cream eye from the one eye 

Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.

Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.

cream eye from the one eye by chefboyardeeznutzinyourmoufus July 1, 2006