School Psychologist 

A person attempting to make childhood less hellish for others than it was for themselves.

School Psychologists are the best friends Mechanical Engineers could ever find!

School Psychologist by Patty M November 1, 2006

school skipper 

someone who very often and continuously skips school.

"Dew is never in class. He's such a school skipper!"

school skipper by Dew Divirgilio December 12, 2008

school nurse 

Offer ice for every last thing. Unkept office with students lined up out the door trying to get home. There are probably no more than two school nurses per school. Thinks that you parents or guardians need to know every last bit of information, and asks them if they can come pick you up. These nurses probably don't even have a medical dagree. Most of these school nurses are fat. Eventhough you feel horible, they probably won't beleive you, so they send you back to class after 3 mins. Nurses have memory erasers, because they ask for you name evey time you go to see them. Their office always smells like they are cooking something. Probably every office has an empty garbage bin for needles. Probably every office has a microwave.

(NOTE I am just using random names!)
(Bob) Mrs, I feel like I will be throwing up badly
*Throws up intestines*
(School Nurse) Do you want me to call your mom?

(Steve) Mrs I think I am pa-
*Drops to floor*
(Nurse) You look fine to me, go back to class!

school nurse by Aidan Yurich March 30, 2009

school boy error 

Making the most basic of simple mistakes, worthy of ridicule, particularly when you should know better

School boy error!!
I just made a school boy error!
He school boyed!

school boy error by 4T Wizard December 6, 2004

school of rock 

Brilliant movie featuring Jack Black of Tenacious D, who, as Dewey Finn, gets thrown out of his own band. Searching for an answer to help him pay his rent, he impersonates Mr. S, his flatmate, and becomes a Temp. teacher.
Whilst teaching the hilariously characterised children, he learns that winning isn't everything. A must see for any rock music fan, or for anybody wanting a few laughs.
Also has an amazing soundtrack.

1. "I saw School of Rock the other day."
2. "I wish I could go to the School of Rock!"
3. "The School of Rock rocks!"

school of rock by IceIceIceHockey March 23, 2004

School staff prostitute 

A woman on the staff of a school that guys at the school and male teachers can buy sex from. Most often an unoffical position but there is a movement inderway to make it an offical job. There are said to school staff prostitutes in some places in Europe.

She's the school staff prostitute.

School staff prostitute by The Fury 13 January 23, 2011

School induced Depression 

When you're a really happy and joyful person all summer long and on weekends, however when you return to school you immediately fall into this black abyss of despair and hatred of everyone and everything nice in this world.

While doing something on the weekend: Guys this is so fun and I love this so much

While doing the same thing in school: this is the stupidest thing ever why the hell would anyone want to do this all I want to do is die.

"Dude what's wrong with Kenny?"

"He just has school induced Depression."

School induced Depression by Spoon master August 19, 2014